Ooh looky it’s another Kustomized Kampaign Trinket for you, the reader! For just $250, you can show the world that YOUR NAME totally supports JOHN MCCAIN. But are there any names or phrases that Gramps McCain won’t accept on his Prideful Outdoor Banners?
We encounter this stern warning: “Demeaning or derogatory names or phrases are not acceptable.”
Ken L.
hahahahaha so no “RUN NEGRO RUN”?
Sara S.
no “Truck Nutz for John McCain”
Ken L.
Oh he would only notice really old-fashioned derogatory names and phrases.
Jim N.
no, that is acceptable for mccain
Ken L.
So, no BALDERDASH banners
Jim N.
yeah, not even the TINIEST picture of a lady’s ankle!
Ken L.
RAPSCALLIONS MOST UNWELCOME!
Personalized McCain Outdoor Banner [JohnMcCain.com]
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“Grumpy Old Fartz”
Simple, but accurate.
Hey Sara… Ken…
I hate to bring this old chestnut up again, but will we be getting our beloved “preview window” back when things are fully up and running?
Just asking…
“Whiskey Rebellion Vets”
$250 for something one could photoshop into existence?
“Vietnamese Interrogators” might be a little long.
Insane in da Brain Mc Cain
Swift Boat Veterans for McCain
Crypto-Racists
Red Army Auschwitz Liberators for Truth for McCain??
Bitter, Gun-toting Racists for McCain?
Gooks for McCain
Okay for me to say because I am asian (obv).
Bindlestiffs for McCain…oh no, wait…Edwards locked up the hobo vote. How about Feckin’ Mick Papists for McCain? (ok for me to say because I am a Feckin’ Mick Papist…obv)
…Prostate massages for McCain
and the ever so classy:
…Bathroom Blow-Jobs for McCain
Hanoi Jane for McCain?
Ho Chi Minh for McCain?
Black Babies for McCain?
too many wonderful possibilities exist…
I still like Ghetta Walker for McCain, but anything insulting will do.
I’ll save myself the $250 and Photoshop my own:
/Users/joegrafmuller/Desktop/douchebagsformccain.jpg
It was the first thing I could think of, and I shall display it proudly.
Not Sure for McCain
Tepidly for McCain
Conservatives grudgingly for McCain
Vindictive Hillary Fans for McCain
George W. Bush’s Legacy for McCain
A hip replacement for McCain
Dang! Spent all morning Photoshopping a “Douchebags For McCain” sticker, and then couldn’t figure out how to post it properly. Damn Internets!
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