Dana Perino Confused By Most Things, But Specifically McClellan's Criticism

The White House has issued a Papal Bull in response to former press secretary Scott McClellan's   new book, in which he makes bland accusations about the Bush administration like "they may not have been completely trustworthy" in order to sell his otherwise unsellable crappy account of his pathetic life. The most recent White House press secretary, smokin' hot monster Dana Perino, indicates in the pithy statement -- which you can see after the jump!! -- that she cannot read bookz.

"Scott, we now know, is disgruntled about his experience at the White House. For those of us who fully supported him, before, during and after he was press secretary, we are puzzled. It is sad -- this is not the Scott we knew.

"The book, as reported by the press, has been described to the President. I do not expect a comment from him on it -- he has more pressing matters than to spend time commenting on books by former staffers."

Perino's memoir, Wonkette can exclusively report, is in the works, and it's pretty harsh too! Here's an excerpt MUST CREDIT WONKETTE:

wuz bummin in the street then i got married to some guy. married a guy who has a name like bob or steve or other name. saw george bush in mexico at barbecue & he had a wife to. every1 said hi was very nice and gits me a jobb. ari fleischcher with the no hair and the talky bout 9/11. THEN MCCLELLAN i DONT LIKE BOB MCCLELLAN GRR. then tony snow had fever and quit. then i had job the end.

This still gives more insight thanSteve BobScooter McClellan's entire book.

 Perino on McClellan: We're puzzled [CNN]