Fake Republican John McCain Refuses To Be Transvestite On TeeVee
To appeal to the 45-year-old bitter people who enjoy the 34-year-old Saturday Night Live teevee program because they are too old/poor to actually do anything on Saturday night, 71-year-old John McCain will make a very brief appearance on SNL at exactly 11: 35 p.m. tomorrow. Apparently the show's producers wanted to put McCain in a dress and beat the shit out of him for 15 minutes, which is the usual level of comedy on SNL , but the "maverick" said no.
McCain said he expects the show's writers to decide how to best use him, but he declared there will be no reprise of the cross-dressing appearance once made by former New York mayor Rudy Giuliani.
"Ah, no," the Navy veteran said when asked if he would agree to wear a dress.
Instead, McCain will dress as a Mexican lobbyist helping Hamas and the Iran Sunnis fly a plane into Joe Lieberman.