REPUBLICANS  12:59 pm May 13, 2008

McCain’s Beloved Nutball Friend Hagee Apologizes To The Great Whore

by Sara K. Smith

Follow me to the Great Buffet!In Heaven, a secret cabal meets every Shrove Tuesday to match up nutjob religious leaders with the presidential candidates they will embarrass the most. John McCain’s assigned kook is pastor John Hagee, an Evangelical preacher who loves Jews, the apocalypse, and long walks on the beach, and hates Mondays, broccoli, and Catholics. So it shocked everyone today when he acted like a complete hypocrite by refusing to stand by his crazy remarks about our papist brothers and sisters.

“Out of a desire to advance greater unity among Catholics and Evangelicals in promoting the common good, I want to express my deep regret for any comments that Catholics have found hurtful,” he wrote in a letter to the president of the Catholic League, concluding, “sorry for any misunderstandings, you apostate whores.”

McCain Backer John Hagee Apologizes to Catholics [Washington Wire]

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