Stormy Weather

  • Nine days after a deadly cyclone hit, U.S. aid finally arrives in Burma. [Washington Post]
  • Tornadoes this weekend killed at least 21 people in Missouri, Oklahoma, and Georgia. [Reuters]
  • A major earthquake in southwestern China has killed over 100 people and trapped more than 900 students in a collapsed high school. [New York Times]
  • Some New Agey former spiritual advisor to Hillary Clinton says the presidential candidate “is a deep woman, not just a very bright woman.” [Los Angeles]
  • Obama confidante Valerie Jarrett wears “tailored Calvin Klein suits, diamond earrings and a sapphire on her finger the size of a Chicklet.” [Wall Street Journal]
  • Grand Theft Auto IV is selling like gangster and prostitute-flavored hotcakes. [Wall Street Journal]

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