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Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!

Who should get the number two spot on the ticket?

I like Obama/Clooney.

That would get those white women back.

You know, Hillary's death was to me the saddest part about the ending montage of Six Feet Under.

I can't get no nomination
I can't get no nomination
'cause i try and i try and i try and i try
I can't get no, i can't get no

When i'm drivin' in my car
And that man comes on the radio
He's tellin' me more and more
About some hope and change'nation
Supposed to fire my imagination
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what i say

I can't get no nomination
I can't get no nomination
'cause i try and i try and i try and i try
I can't get no, i can't get no

I disagree with the tag on this post. I wanted Hillary Clinton relegated to the dustbin of history. And now I have gotten it.

@NoWireHangers: I still have that uneasy feeling like at the end of a horror movie, where you think Freddy is dead but then his body disappears into the night.

What about the "Hopes and Dreams" contest?

i want my money back!

...I wonder how much it would take to get Bill to smother her in her sleep?

@metropolitan: ...sucker!!!

Bill: War's over, man. Super delegates dropped the big one.

Hillary: What? Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

Chelsea: Germans?

Bill: Forget it, she's rolling.

that Time cover makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

now why wont the rest of Americans agree it's over??

@AngryBlakGuy:
We may end up getting that for free.

I was hoping she'd get the nod just to see if walnuts would drop "You're a lying, narcissistic [rhymes with runt]" during a debate. Now, that would be must see TV.

Yes! Yesss!! Oh, let me taste your tears, Hillary! Mm, your tears are so yummy and sweet. Oh, the tears of unfathomable sadness! My-ymmuy. Mm-yummy you guys!

Kinda hoping for VP Kucinich. His wife needs more screen time.

yayayayayayayayay

I went down to the Dem Convention
To havethe crown put on my skull
I was standing in line with B Obama
And man, did he look pretty cool.

I decided I had to drink the Kool-Aid
No matter what anyone had said
I sung my song to B Obama
Yeah, and he said one word to me, and that was "dead"
I said to him:

You can't always get what I want, no!
You can't always get what I want (tell ya baby)
You can't always get what I want (no)
But if you try sometimes you just might find
I get what I need.

Here's an interesting thought for #2... Russ Feingold.

Okay, enough dancing on the grave. You may have noticed that the bat shit crazies are still in charge and have lots of time left to make things worse. Mrs. Clinton may be a bitch but now she's our bitch and we need her claws on Walnut's face now. Bind up the wounds the war isn't over.

I hope he picks Dr. Dre.

@Tawmn: Well hello, Russ. I didn't realize you were a commenter here.

Looks like Hillary is the new Rasputin. Let's just hope no one cuts off that big, swingin' pecker of hers.

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@El Bombastico:

Understandable reaction, but they are not bcaon-flavored like the tears of Mark Penn, and thus, not as desirable.

Rasmussen Reports has the right idea, just stop reporting on her. The only reason this thing hasn't been over for a month is because the press doesn't want to let it die. Hillaryous has become an attention whore, if we all just ignore her then she'll have to go away.

@tunamelt: Totally agree. Camera focus shifts to the freshly-covered grave, out of which a pallid, grasping hand suddenly thrusts skyward. Happens every time.

@Ken Layne: HAHAHA No... I just thought that he would be hard for McCain to campaign against.

@RebelliousRhino: Don't feed the troll?

@El Bombastico: But what could you put into her bowl that would cause such a reaction? Only something she holds dear above all else, which naturally can only be Herself. Let us then name her autocannibalistic feast "Chilary".

@tunamelt: Sounds right to me.

@Hockeymom: I like Obama/Clooney.

Oh, geez, no. You'd have a Beatles/Elvis phenomenon of women throwing their nether-garments at political rallies and so forth. I mean, that's too much SA. How would they ever get anything done if they have to sign people's ta-tas continuously?

I just gave him 5 dollars.

flavor flav for vp!

i'd go for the obama/clooney ticket, but that might be too much elitist prettiness for people to take seriously. obama/colbert '08 it is then!

Well I heard from a reliable source we can expect an Obama/50 Cent ticket.

@metropolitan: And don't forget...to give me back my black t-shirt

@graceless: The internets provide us with many life lessons for when we are IRL.

Is Baby Doc Duvalier still alive?
He could get and they could do a "good cop, bad cop" routine when heads of state come to town.

@NoWireHangers: I wouldn't be too sure of that. Until I literally see her melt into a pool of slime surrounded by her hideous pant suit and garrish oversized belt, will I actually start feeling the knot in my stomach begin to untangle. But, don't forget about that demon spawn Chelsea. Whatever Hellary cannot achieve in this lifetime, her daughter and her daughter's offspring will be sure to finish. This will really be over when Jesus descends from Heaven after 7 years of Tribulation and throws the remaining Clinton into the Lake of Fire. We will then have a new Heaven and a new Earth and live happily ever after for eternity. The End.

@kitryne: Thank you, thank you, thank you for that.

If she could stick her pen in her heart
And spill it all over the stage
Would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya
Would you think the girl's deranged? Ain't she deranged?

If she could win ya, if she could sing ya
A love song so divine
Would it be enough for your delegate vote
If she broke down and cried? If she cried?

I said I know it's only Barack'n roll and I like it
I know it's only Barack'n roll and I like it, like it, yes, I do
Oh, well, I like it, I like it, I like it
I said can't you see that this old hag is really lonely?

If she would stick a knife in her heart
Suicide right on stage
Would it be enough for you to endorse Barack
Would it help to ease the pain? Ease your brain?

If I could dig down deep in my heart
Feelings would flood on the page
Would it satisfy ya, would it slide on by ya
Don't ya think the girl's insane? She's insane

I said I know it's only Barack'n roll and I like it
I said I know it's only Barcck'n roll and I like it, like it, yes, I do
Oh, well, I like it, I like it, I like it
I said can't you see that this old hag is really lonely?

And do ya think that you're the only girl around?
I bet you think that you're the only woman in town

I said I know it's only Barack'n roll and I like it
I said I know it's only Barack'n roll and I like it
I said I know it's only Barack'n roll and I like it, like it, yes, I do
Oh, well, I like it, I like it. I like it...

Queen of the Undead is currently leveraging her own buy-out with BHO's people. With her type, it's all about getting even, whether on the front page, or in the obit section. In her case, obit.

Is it sexist to say that I am happy she is being pushed out? ("She" being the pronoun for the weaker and lesser sex, of course).

I still have hope that Hillary will balloon into a gigantic blueberry and roll off the face of the Earth.

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Good thing that's over. I never want to hear the name Rodham Clinton" ever again. The name "Hillary" will be perfectly fine ... in a couple years from now.

shoot folks, your sweetie is gonna be holdin' hands with this she-devil on stages from Ashtabula to Allentown, from Secaucus to Scioto County.

Ain't no math that says he wins in November w/o 3 of these 4: New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Florida....and he knows it, she knows it (and needs it--she ain't dead yet for 2016 but she will be if he loses and it can be pinned on her), so they'll be BFFs by Memorial Day.....

@hillarys_left_nut: Since only 25% of her supporters nationwide are too bitter and petulant to ride the Hopey train to Victorytown, and since the Dems appear to have registered more new voters in those states than the total population of remaining fossilized Republican loyalists, I'd say our suave mocha messiah doesn't need any "favors" from Hilz.

@hillarys_left_nut: He really needs only 2 of 4 out of NJ, PA, OH, and FL. NJ won't be a problem. He's up by double digits over McCain there now. PA will vote Democratic. He'll need only win the states Kerry won and pick up three of four out of Iowa, Missouri, Virginia, Nevada to edge out McCain. Obama will do better than Kerry did among Independents, which will make the difference in those states. He's also going to have a much more massive GOTV mechanism, which has been overlooked and is why he is often underestimated.

She lost the superdelegates? Well where did she see them last?

@Lionel Hutz Esq.: Dude, fuck you. I have Season 4 Disc 5 and Season 5 Disc 1 on the way. Fuck!

Now I have to wonder what that means... I hope you have an obscure sense of humor, you SOB.

@PutinMuscles: Warm and fuzzy is how I want to feel for the next 8 years, to make up for the last 8. Hopey 2008!

Hellary 'white working class voters' Rodham retires to commune with the shade of Dan 'benign neglect' Moynihan. A stellar Empire State tradition proudly upheld. To win back Hellary's alienated white feminist backers and heal the party (including my spouse, NO COMMENTS PLEASE!), Barry must have a woman as running mate. Since Geraldine Ferraro is too old now and since CA is critical, it could probably be ... Pelosi or Feinstein??? Can't I be happy for even a little while?

Rahm Emanuel is an anagram for "Anal Here Mum".

@lovelyivy: last I heard her tears were bitter and clingy.

@audicityofhope: o'bama girl from wayyyy back and, well, i feel kinda bad for her. i'd like just a moment for a well... run... a race well... a game played elegantly....
a...

fuck it.

@ManchuCandidate: Well...you can't always get what you want.

@badco/LoJ: They ALL die in the end.

(But when you see it, you won't hate me as much as you think you do now)

@jerseyjeff:
E. Anal Hummer

Have you heard about Hillary's uber-superdelegates? Little did ya'll know, they'll push Annie Oakley over the 2,209 threshold.

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California would go to Obama if the primary were held today. This undercuts the Hillary camp's "big state" Math re superdelegates.

@hillarys_left_nut: No way PW Songbird has a chance in the fall. Most of the crazies who think Obama is crypto Muslim also "know" about how McCain and Kerry covered up the P.O.W.s, plus the shit hits the fan when then they find out PW Songbird, rearrange the letters and you get "p.o.w. grind b.s." ie. fabricating stories, and also "brig so pwn'd" which Paultards will understand to mean he totally betrayed America. Yeah and the huge turnout for Obama and the Republicans supporting Obama combined with the crazies not being all fired up for McCain.

I'm not talkini about the pant suits she wears
Look at that stupid girl
I'm not talkin' about the way she combs her hair
Look at that stupid girl
The way she waxes belicose
Her vanity shows and it shows
She's the worst thing in this world
Well, look at that stupid girl

I'm not talkin' about the way she digs for gold
Look at that stupid girl
Well, I'm a-talkin' about the way she grabs and holds
Look at that stupid girl
The way she talks about someone else
That she don't even know herself
She's the sickest thing in this world
Well, look at that stupid girl

Well, I'm sick and tired and I really have my doubts
I've tried and tried but it never really works out

Like a lady-in-waiting to a virgin queen
Look at that stupid girl
She stretches the truth about things that have never been
Look at that stupid girl
It doesn't matter if she dyes her hair
Or the colors of the shoes she wears
She's the worst thing in this world
Well, look at that stupid girl

Like a lady-in-waiting to a virgin queen
Look at that stupid girl
She bitches about things that she's never seen
Look at that stupid girl
She cackles like a vampire bat
Then she turns disses Barack
She's the sickest thing in this world
Look at that stupid girl

@jerseyjeff:
"Rahm Emanuel is an anagram for 'Anal Here Mum'."

Funny, that's exactly what my Mother's Day card said.

@NoWireHangers:
how about we throw a bucket of water on her just in case?

@AngryBlakGuy:
a couple lines of coke should do it.