Obama Indirectly Calls All Of His Supporters Gay

According to the national press corps outlet CNN, Obama not only wears jeans sometimes on his airplane, but he also plays Taboo — with them! Check out this “interesting moment” from the heat of the action: “An interesting moment came when an Obama staffer was looking at the word ‘gap.’ His clue: a place where gay people shop. Before the word was accurately guessed, other reporters said they heard one staffer shout the store ‘H&M’ and heard Obama say ‘Abercrombie & Fitch.’” It is well known that Abercrombie & Fitch clothes 95% of Obama’s young supporters, meaning they shop there, meaning they are gay. And that’s racist. [CNN]

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