Some jokester is selling an "air guitar owned by JFK" on eBay for $5,000, and to give credit where it's due, the American people have not placed any bids yet. Silly eBay merchant, the correct way to run this scheme is by selling an "air Constitution owned by Ron Paul" and raising the minimum bid to $300 million. Hey, we should actually do this... [eBay]
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I wonder if he would be willing to ship that to me while I'm on my business trip here in Nigeria?
Looks more like Jack is holding an 'Air Johnson.'
Actually that's his invisible microphone.
Isn't Kennedy explainging to Kruschev how to stimulate the woman with your hand in that picture?
Give the guy some credit. He's offering free shipping. You'd be amazed how many eBay merchants make all their profit from the bogus "shipping and handling" charge.
@knife: He's simulating how he killed Monroe.
It would be worth a lot more if it was autographed.
@shortsshortsshorts: or taking credit for Bobby's deeds.
"When you bang your shoe on a table to say you'll bury someone, you gotta do it like this, see? It's all in the wrist. Now, why were you asking again?"
I think he was passing a duby, which he held onto for so long now it's just a roach.
I always thought he was buried with it, at least that's what they taught us in history class.
Kruschev is sitting so awkwardly...
And somehow this explains the assassination of John Lennon.
This is totally bogus, he was right handed. Or could it be he plays it upside down strung the other way like Hendrix?
Damn, that's a fucking ripoff. I paid $2000 for my Jimi Hendricks Air Guitar.
it looks like he's doing that thing you used to do in jr. high school when someone yawned without covering their mouth and you pretended to put a big ol' dick in their mouth. you know what i'm talking about ...
@guerilla-nation: Ya I just looked you up on Megan's Law.
If you look at both hand's angles, Fitzgerald broke his guitar in two ... Now 2 boxes have to be shipped!
@ManchuCandidate:
Psst, dude, what do you think I could get for a Hillary Clinton jock strap?
@guerilla-nation: [www.meganslaw.ca.gov]
I'll bid an air $10k for it, if they will air freight it to me.
It's not just a vintage air guitar. It's a vintage, left-handed air guitar. Rarer, hence more valuable.
@masterdebater:
Hey, that's real!
@BlogFather: Talk about party foul, he even let it go out! Puff puff, pass!
@NorthsideSwede: NICE.@The Real JR: And it's about as real as HRC's electabillity...
Thats nothing, I just bid on Bush's air-head
Some funny people live in Snohomish, WA.
And there is one bidder. Nice.
What are the laws regarding fraud in Nigeri... err, Washington?
Damn shame it's a lefty... but I guess I could string it backwards and flip it... like Hendrix in reverse.
I lived in Snohomish, WA for 3 years. Lotsa trees and woods and shit. wet all the time. Never saw any air guitars.
In Russia, you teach Mel Bay to play guitar...
Race to post paris hilton's "air panties"? Anyone? Anyone?
I thought JFK's Air Guitar was on display at the Smithsonian in the newly-opened summer exhibit, "Air Guitars of the Presidents," sponsored by Clear Channel, Citadel Broadcasting, Les Paul, Gibson, Fender, Warner Brothers Music, Live Nation, Nissan Pavilion, BMG, Sony, CBS, Arista Records and The Grand Ol' Opry. Admission: $15.00. Concession prices range from $8 for a chicken sandwich to $20 for a house salad. It's the new Smithsonian!!
That's got to be a fake. I thought he burned that air guitar at Altamont?
Nikita was a fan of the punk band the Dead Kennedys. First album was the best.
How about selling the air between the ears of all those people who think Oswald was the lone assassin. Hey, tell you what: you can have it gratis.
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