Buy JFK's Air Guitar For Next To Nothing!

Some jokester is selling an "air guitar owned by JFK" on eBay for $5,000, and to give credit where it's due, the American people have not placed any bids yet. Silly eBay merchant, the correct way to run this scheme is by selling an "air Constitution owned by Ron Paul" and raising the minimum bid to $300 million. Hey, we should actually do this... [ eBay ]