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Wow. Ron Paul's kinda hot with that hairdo.

Octoroons always sounds like a kind of Girl Scout cookie to me.

See, that's where you lost me. I thought the "Pace Amendment" named the "official hot suace" of the United States....or maybe some of them.

If you ever wanted to know what Rob Paul-Lionel Richie love child would look like, well, now you've got a t-shirt.

@san antone rose: Kinda hot? He looks like Eddie Vedder with Jay Leno's chin.

Wow...
No person shall be a citizen of the United States unless he is a non-Hispanic white of the European race, in whom there is no ascertainable trace of Negro blood, nor more than one-eighth Mongolian, Asian, Asia Minor, Middle Eastern, Semitic, Near Eastern, American Indian, Malay or other non-European or non-white blood, provided that Hispanic whites, defined as anyone with an Hispanic ancestor, may be citizens if, in addition to meeting the aforesaid ascertainable trace and percentage tests, they are in appearance indistinguishable from Americans whose ancestral home is the British Isles or Northwestern Europe. Only citizens shall have the right and privilege to reside permanently in the United States.

It sounds like he's really given this a hell of a lot of thought:

[www.metnews.com]
The "Pace Amendment" would add this verbiage:

"No person shall be a citizen of the United States unless he is a non-Hispanic white of the European race, in whom there is no ascertainable trace of Negro blood, nor more than one-eighth Mongolian, Asian, Asia Minor, Middle Eastern, Semitic, Near Eastern, American Indian, Malay or other non-European or non-white blood, provided that Hispanic whites, defined as anyone with an Hispanic ancestor, may be citizens if, in addition to meeting the aforesaid ascertainable trace and percentage tests, they are in appearance indistinguishable from Americans whose ancestral home is in the British Isles or Northwestern Europe. Only citizens shall have the right and privilege to reside permanently in the United States."

@loquaciousmusic: Is that...a good thing? I was thinking more like Jack Tripper from Three's Company.

@IrasGlasses: You have to admire the thoroughness of thought that went into his batshit crazy racism.

@loquaciousmusic: Remember when Eddie Vedder covered this judge's song, "Walking The Cow?"

@IrasGlasses:
I wonder if he read up on Rhodesian/South African apartheid-era law. I believe both countries had very, very detailed laws regarding racial classifications.

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: @IrasGlasses: You say "wow," I say Paultard paradise. How could he pull such an endorsement.

Oh and if that fucker gets into the Los Angeles Superior Court of all places, he will probably be burned to the ground within days.

...lemme guess, a Hillary supporter?

@AngryBlakGuy: ...I Hillary just found a way to win the NOMINATION!

@san antone rose:

He looks like Mandy Patinkin.

@Serolf Divad: Can I borrow that pic? I need a new bumper sticker.

Nah, the Paultards couldn't help him, what are they going to do for her?

Remember the old days, when smug-yet-pissed Paultards would flood the Wonkette comment section?

Why no defense of Daniel Johnson?

Wherefore art thou, ProudPaulTard?

The quadroons are gonna be pissed about this.

@JerkCade: Yes yes! That's it! Thank you. I can go take a nap now.

But Hillary Clinton today eagerly endorsed Bill Johnson!

@Botswana Meat Commission FC:
Yeah, that's fucking dumb.

If that's the case, then I'm thinking I can arrange for Canada City citizenship for Tiger Woods, Barry Obama and especially Halle Berry (wrrorwwrrrr...)

@shortsshortsshorts:
I hope you live in the Deep South.

Or don't care much for your car.

@Serolf Divad: SF is a great place for Nazis! Right? But seriously they're all over LA, cheeky bastards.

It would be easy to get this idiot to renounce his own amendment. First let him know that there's no such thing as negro (or any other kind) of "blood." To thoroughly ascertain descent, we'd have to use genetic analysis. Yeah, genes -- they're those things that show we're really in the same genus as chimpanzees and bonobos, and that genus Homo is really just a prideful construct -- hey wait -- I'm not done yet.

@SayItWithWookies:...not to mention that I'm still contemplating the breathtaking hubris of disenfranchising full-blooded American Indians.

how did a guy like that LOSE a race for dick cheney's seat?

...if this was ever passed the ramifications for professional sports would be devastating! They would have to lower the rim in the NBA by at least a foot. And the NFL would have to cut the field in half and double the amount of people you play with.

Maybe Ron Paul threw this fool under the bus, but Paulville still checks your genetic makeup at the border. I like that NATIVE AMERICANS are evicted, nice touch jackass.

@AngryBlakGuy: jimmy the greek couldn't have said it better!

Who thought it would be a good idea to name a horribly racist amendment after me? Is this some sort of practical joke?

Gorilla Warfare, by Ron Paul? (Sorry tards, the correct title is taken).

@AngryBlakGuy: Hockey would stay as is.

And what is this shit about how white-looking Messicans (the very ones who are lazy and will take our jobs) are allowed to stay in this country, while Semitic ladies like myself can't just get a Christmas tree and a nose job and call it a day? Bill/Daniel Johnson must be getting his house repainted.

But maybe someday if I pray real hard and breed only with Aryans (if they'll even have me!), my shiksa great grandchildren will be alllowed entrance into the Ron-Paul-flavored Paradise Land of Freedom.

So he'll take money from them, but he won't endorse them.

Ron Paul, the Bigot's bigot.

@AngryBlakGuy:
What the fuck ever. We would just go back to playing croquet and badminton, which all we ever really wanted to play, anyway.

Music, however, might be problematic....

@Botswana Meat Commission FC:
is all...

ugh. i can't type.

@ronaldpagan: He even names them "American Indian." What a douche.

Things to do to get Ron Paul to reject your endorsement:

---> Pen a racist Amendment for the Constitution.

---> ?

---> ?

---> ?

The end.

So wassup with the Ron Paul 4 Prez donation website now?

It's going to be kinda hard to do a "pencil test" over the web....

@ronaldpagan: But... But... Mike Grier?

(Actually, my brother had a theory two years ago that Ottowa actually had a secret underground tunnel to Nigeria from whence they got/bred black hockey players. Trust story.)

@jbd: True, damnit. True.

@Eac_o_System: "Things to do to get Ron Paul to reject your endorsement:"

---> Include the ashtrays as assets when estimating the total seating capacity of your automobile.

He is now marked with PINK highlighter on my sample ballot, which means:
• No voting for him
• Deface/vandalize all signage related to him
• Mock him mercilessly at every opportunity

You know who else gets the pink highlighter? The guy in Los Angeles who runs for a random office in every election, whose platform consists only of granting people the right to keep ferrets.

I spotted two Paultards in a Wawa tonight! In Northeast Philly of all places.

@Tits_LaRue: Save Ferrets? It worked for Matthew Broderick.

My latest conspiracy theory consists of the uptick in "Blacks murdering" our pretty college coeds in the south, the Chicago murder epidemic, Bell in NYC, the CIA victim in Houston shot to death by police recently, the Philly cops the other day, and lots of other scenes covered by the MSM in the same vein. All of this theoretically could be under the arm of Homeland Security/Blackwater to instigate, infiltrate, anarchiate, to prey on whities' fear of the rapist killer niggas. And if you elect Barack, the Blacks will burn cars in the street, and if he loses, Blacks will kill us all.

The increase in excessive police violence seems to have a correlation with mercenaries, PTSD vets, and terror-mongers who are getting snapped up by the police nation. "Don't taze me bro'!"

@Eac_o_System:

It's just so easy to slam Ron Paul by outing one of his outlier supporters. It's like doing Jeremiah Wright on Obama, or doing William Jefferson Clinton on whatshername, or doing the Limbaugh Unit Catastrophe on John McCain. If you stand for freedom, you support people you don't agree with.

@villageatrois: Honey, there is a huge difference between supporting peoples' right to free speech and ENDORSING people who write amendments exiling anyone with more than an eighth of non-northern-European blood. (Incidentally, does anyone here even KNOW anybody who would be allowed to live in the Bill Johnson Fantasy Land?)

On a related note, there is a huge difference between having controversial SUPPORTERS and ENDORSING people who are racist lunatics. My future husband Jeremiah Wright is not remotely comparable to this guy. Even Jerry Falwell has nothing on him, and trust me, I hate Jerry Falwell a whole lot more than you do.

Please be playing devil's advocate rather than being a vocal Paultard! I still love your name and I wouldn't want to lose you.

@villageatrois: Unfortunately, Ron Paul's entire campaign seems to be built up upon the "outliers." Bill Johnson's campaign manager is Holly Clearman, a woman who also serves as Ron Paul's campaign coordinator for the entire state of California. So when Ron Paul appoints campaign people in prominent positions who openly support white supremacists, and when Ron Paul endorses those white supremacists himself, then that's a problem. Are you really going to trust this man to start appointing US attorneys and cabinet positions, not to mention supreme court justices? I think not.

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But, Ron's first name is 'L', not Ernesto.

And what of quadroons? Are they not people?

So with this Pace Amendment thing... Say they passed it and it became law and all that. What exactly are "they" going to do with the other 300 million of US?

Read closer, y'all. You can be 1/8 non-white as long as the non white ain't black! Octoroons are no good. No President Bob Barr. Or half-octoroon Mary Landrieu. :(

Also, this guy wrote the Pace amendment under a different name, James A Pace! This guy is a crafty MORMON mofo. Mormons are dangerous crazy Zionists who think they're the jews, America is Israel and Jersualem. I hope every one has the good sense to discriminate against crazy racist apartheid zionist Mormons!

This guy went to Harvard Law for a year, and then graduated from Columbia Law School, Class of 1983? The 25th reunion of the Class of '83 is in June - wonder if he'll show up. Could be interesting.