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she is also insane:

[politicalwire.com]

Hillary has the elderly, female, fat-assed peoples vote, that's about it.

FAIL

But only the hard-working whites. Lazy whites, like blacks (who are constitutionally lazy), love Obama. And Mexicans love Hillary because they are just as hard-working as the hard-working whites.

So smart, educated people don't vote for HRC?

Finally, someone has the strength of character to make people hate Obama because he is black. God bless the good racist folk of Pennsylvania and Ohio!

Anyone spotted Hillary donning a white hood while getting her burnin' cross ready yet?

As opposed to all those "hard working" black and Hispanic voters you're always hearing about...

WOW, honey. It is not good to be so desperate that your new platform is "uneducated white hicks love me!"

Dumbass.

I can see where, given her bad math skills, she'd be fond of conflating populism with ignorance.

A cartoon about this very thing

+ Watch video

Hillary Clinton doesn't care about black people.

Euthanize NOW, please.

@graceless: No, those "educated" people who disagree with her are just elitist.

@graceless: "You gotta be a drunken, broke moran to vote for me!"

my support is broader BECAUSE MOST Americans ARE uneducated white knuckle-raggers - HRC (Her Royal C.....linton)

Translation: "The hicks get it, so what's wrong with everyone else? Don't you see? He's black! He's BLACK HE'S BLACK HE'S BLACK!!! AUGH! YOU DON'T DESERVE ME AS PRESIDENT!" [hurls ashtray]

Wow. She's really trying to Kurt Cobain her political career with this one. Please, please, NY Democrats, have Al Sharpton run against her in the next primary.

Shit! I'm white! Now I've got to support Hillary? Shit!

put a cork in it, lady.

Hills, baby. Just stop the madness. You are saying a lot of crazy-ass shit that's making people squirm.

...if they love you so much why are you dead broke?!

@metropolitan:
And put a fork in the lady.

@AngryBlakGuy: and maybe more than we think. "ABC News This Week host George Stephanopoulos said that sources tell him that Sen. Hillary Clinton's campaign debt could be as high as $20 million -- more than double earlier reports."

I'm glad that now we can finally stop talking about the negative impact of her subtle racism.

@Guppy06: Hillary Clinton doesn't care about any people.

I just saw Baghdad Bob--I mean--Howard Wolfson on MSNBC. As usual, he was lying. He accuse Obama of "writing off" West Virginia. For the record, there are over sixty Obama events planned for this week.

Cheer up, Hillary. You have now postioned yourself perfectly to run as the second great Dixiecrat candidate.

Positiioned

positioned...what the fuck! I've got to stop with the weed lollipops.

Shove it Pantsuit, Black people don't work hard and Honky is un-edjmuh-cated...whadda maroon...

Excellent commentary of this from an African American Blogger:

[www.jackandjillpolitics.com]

If West Virginia is willing to re-elect a Klansman over and over again to the US Senate, I can see Hillary's appeal working.

Thank god I got a tan on vacation last week. I'd hate to be one of those white people right now.

Hillary channeling George Wallace.

She's right. American foreign policy should be driven by whites who have not completed college.

You should see the Jezebel discussion in crappy hour: Clinton's just talking about FACTS, people. FACTS! IN ALL CAPS! STOP CALLING ME RACIST!

@nyhfrog: Seriously? Even if it was Indiana and he had +7-8% points that the polls didn't account for he'd still be down by what, 55 points? Plus WV is clingy and crazy with the guns, so I could see him not wanting to follow in Hank I's footsteps by dying in that hellhole.

Which accent did she use when addressing this issue?

Michael Richards for VP?

On Jezebel, they're saying that this is another example of Obama trying to make Hillz look racist.

Don't you see he is using witchcraft! Black magic?

How can anyone with more than a 6th grade education stand for this anymore?

I'm glad she finally blurted it out ... cue it:

This Is The End
My Only Friend, The End.

(Note that April represented the song's "The Killer Woke Before Dawn/(S)he Put His(Her) Boots On" portion of the song.)

That's just silly. Obama is charming. He at least appears to genuinely love having his ass sucked by white people and white people love to suck his ass. It would be a match made in heaven if white people believed there was one. On the other hand no one wants to suck Hillary's ass even though she is a woman. It's like a rock, paper, scissors game and paper covers rock. Hillary, of all people, you should know how it works for goodness sake!

@Harvey Birdman: You are a brave soul. Do any of them realize that Hillary has a choice between (a) leaving, because she has lost and (b) trying to pigeonhole Obama as someone no white people can like?

Well it's clear that the non-hard-working Americans are for Obama as most of them spend their workday on the internet demanding Hillary's blood.

@FloraWay: Step away from the Vagina-bel ... I repeat, STEP AWAY FROM THE VAGINA-BEL!

Well, didn't we all know this is where her campaign was ultimately heading ?

This is the part where the stake goes into Team Clinton's heart.

Dick Nixon and his Southern strategy are back from hell and have siezed this woman's body.

@ReelectTilden: Mel Gibson for Sec of State

I think it's time to mention that Indiana, Ohio and Pennsylvania are, among many other notable achievements, KLAN states!

And I see she's leading by double digits in...KENTUCKY. Do blacks even have the vote there yet? Or just one way tickets to Gary...

A skank in a pantsuit is still a skank.

Also, I've been reading all morning like mad and here's the general commentary on the Clinton stall:

* BO giving her his money to pay off her debts so that she ends this early would be a TERRIBLE idea since his 1.5million contributors didn't contribute to bail out Clinton's failed and ugly campaign.

* And seeing how the black vote doesn't count now (3/5 of a white vote I reckon) the black contributors CERTAINLY shouldn't be bailing her out.

* Wolfson said earlier today that the 2,025 delegate number is "made up". I'm not kidding.

* Didn't we wake up this morning hearing news that she told Dem officials that she'll keep going but will stop going negative? Isn't race-baiting a HUGE negative? Granted, she didn't necessarily go negative against HIM... just negative on non-white or educated or not from KY or WV Democrats in all of America?

@sluggo: hey, no more pics of James Carville. I am going to lose my lunch

Give the lady some credit. I mean, he is better at basketball and has a bigger penis than "white Americans."

I know that I'm bitter about it. I'm going to go cling to a gun now.

George Will's column in the WaPo today notes that she might try the 3/5ths vote thing in order to win. George Will (!!!) is accusing her of being an insane, racist nutso.

@Harvey Birdman: You've gotta be shinning me. How is that even? Fuck. Goddamn morans.

@Doglessliberal: Yeah, I'm bummed I didn't think of the Gollum/Carville thang.

...please correct me if I am wrong. But I was always under the impression that phrases like: "hard-working Americans, white Americans" & "whites...who had not completed college" were all code for "White Trash"? Out of all the candidates that were vying for the Democratic nomination Hillary has the absolute least in common with these people other than her skin color. She doesnt know how to operate a coffee machine, doesnt pump her own gas and has 11 million dollar in couch cushions to burn in her campaign! And after all of this she has the audacity to call someone "out of touch" and an "elitist" and have some people actually believe her.

@bambu: God, I hate being lumped in with Ohio idiots.

I really thought we SE Pa. types were going to be able to overcome the rest of the state's gun-clingin' types ... sadly, only a couple of the suburban Philly counties were able to get over the "black guy" hurdle. Bucks County, predictably, did not.

You should go over to Jezebel right now. They are literally devouring the destroyed carcass of Toni Morrison because she is redefining the therminology of her 'first black president' comment.

@NBAWRITER1: I try to avoid it but sometimes go read a few comments just to be sure I am still a self-hating misogynist who is betraying her sisters and voting for the black man because I secretly have a black man rape fantasy. Then I come back here and feel a lot better.

@BaconCat: terminology.

And, for the fuckin' 12th time so far this primary season, Hillaryous and Bubba will troop before the cameras to ask incredulously, "What? US? Racist? Why would anybody think such a nasty thing about us?"

Um.... 'Coz y'are? It might be for sheer political expedience and not bred in the heart; but so what? Like that makes it any better?

This is just the underlying theme of her post-SuperTubersday campaign finally bubbling to the surface, in plain sight, for all to see. Don't tell that to the cat-ladies, though. They are sure to disagreeeeee.

Two candidates are left standing. One has the audacity of hope. The other's only hope is audacity.

All around town it's understood
Ya got no money and you're just no good
Hit the road, Hillz
And don'tcha come back no more

Is that black enough for ya, Hillz?

@FloraWay: I just saw my first Jezebel article. I have avoided it since the beginning. I read the "Crappy Hour" post and have to say that I do NOT want to be on the wrong end of the stick with those crazy bastards.

@StoneSoup: it is even worse in person. We see him getting his expensive Starbucks drink a lot in the morning and he has sort of a hunching, awkward gait like Gollem. Drives a Lexus, too, like the common people.

@AngryBlakGuy: DING DING DING! By that man a Blatz.

@NBAWRITER1: It bugs the hell out of me that Jezebel is a cesspool of crazy. I'm a girl, I like pretty pictures of clothes and talking about various issues from a female-perspective, but oh my God, those people are crazy.

I thought "white trash" was where Bill found his sexual harassment plaintiffs? At least according to Carville.

@StoneSoup:America is for Americans. I hear that they learn FRENCH theories in some of the more elitist colleges. Do you want people who know anything BUT American theory in charge? What if they feed us all frogs and generic perscriptions?

@JimNewell: She hasn't lost. You're just a misogynist. You and Obama are trying to paint her as a racist, but she isn't. FACTS people. White people like her more. And if your mom was only on food stamps for a couple of months, but you later went to Harvard and ran for president-- those food stamps don't count. (That was actually an argument the other day.)

I read Jezebel whenever Hillz does something ridiculous. I like to see the reaction from them (mostly Sinister Rogue). When Hillz does something indefensible, I like to see their logic behind defending it. Plus, I'm a masochist.

@AngryBlakGuy: that is an ongoing mystery for me. This is someone who went to Wellesley and Yale. She is one of those 60's upper-middle-class, white liberals who wants to bestow her wisdom upon the little people and tell them how their lives can be made better. She used to try that crap with blacks, too, until Bill blew the charade with him comments.

@ReelectTilden:
Good call! Though maybe it's time for her to think out of the box. If she wants to grab the bitter mountain folks, why not have Austrian sex fiend Josef Fritzl on her ticket? Those libtarded courts over there will probably let him walk in a few weeks, enough time to get him over here.

I've been for Obama from the beginning, and I want Hillary Clinton to stay in this race as long as possible. Let her get more and more desperate, more and more stupid, uglier and uglier... let all the wheels fall off her bus-shaped ass.

Then we can have a party, like the one you threw when your passive-aggressive mother in law had a heart attack. That's the theme for the 2008 Democratic Convention. Sing along: Ding Dong the witch is dead...

Jezebel is the worst site in the whole Gawker Media Universe.

@tunamelt: yes, it is too bad because I like pretty clothes and girlie crap, too, but cannot abide that site. It is like a room full of sexually frustrated Womyn's Studies majors.

O, I wish I was in the land of Clinton
Old views there are not forgotten
Vote away! Vote away!
Vote away! Hill'ry Land.

In Clinton Land where I was born in
Early on one bitter mornin'
Vote away! Vote away!
Vote away! Hill'ry Land.

Chorus:
O, I wish I was like Hill'ry!
Hopeless! Hopeless!
In Hill'ry Land I'll take my stand
Bitter and vote for Hill'ry
Hopeless, Hopeless,
Bitter hillbillies for Hill'ry!

@Doglessliberal: Your black rape fantasies are OK in my book ... as long as Tiger Woods and Spurs guard Tony Parker are the tag-team.

See? Wonkette is the big-tent blog!

@RaptorAvatar: I like Gilles Deleuze. My dissertation adviser thought this was stupid. But he's an American and a falling-down drunk.

Deterritorialize it, be-yatch.

@shortsshortsshorts: I wish that you had called them bastards on Jezebel. They would have freaked the fuck out. And yes, they're CRAZY.

@tunamelt: Agreed.

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