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They're shooting the movie in Shreveport? How the mighty have fallen!

He looks concerned and thoughtful. They're going to fix that in the editing room, right?

@SayItWithWookies:
Joey: Which one do you like better?
Bianca: Hmm, I think I like the white shirt better.
Joey: Yeah, it's more...
Bianca: Pensive?
Joey: Damn, I was going for thoughtful.

@SayItWithWookies: Thanks. I was wondering how Brolin was going to pull off Dubya's perpetual "Did I just crap in my pants?" look of befuddlement.

I thought the title was going to be "Asshats on Fire!"

Does the plot concern the fact that Geroge Bush was assassinated, and a dummy was installed in his place?

Let's all agree that he'll be scarier as Bush than he was as the psychotic Zombie doctor in "Planet Terror."

Please tell me Sloth is Cheney.

Probably not easy for Brolin to walk around the house trying to get into the character of a retarded alcoholic with Babs Streisand demanding constant attention.

They haven't cast Cheney. It's too bad Burgess Meredith isn't alive to cement the Penguin/Cheney link. Though Danny Devito can do evil scheming megalomaniac too...

Can't you see him saying "So?"

They haven't cast Cheney. Too bad Burgess Meredith isn't alive to cement the Cheney/Penguin link. Danny Devito could also nail the evil scheming megalomaniac thing.

Can't you just see him saying:"So?"

We'll go out on a limb and predict that this here movie is going to SUCK.

We hear that they're hiring LNS tools as extras in all the White House, Crawford, Yale, Texas, and D.C. scenes.

Word on the casting front:

Priscilla Presley as Laura Bush.

That guy from "Babe" as George Bush I.

Olympia Dukakis as Barbara Bush I.

Cameron Diaz as Jenna Bush.

Eva Langoria as Barbara Bush II.

Jason Alexander as Dick Cheney.

Cicely Tyson as Condi Rice.

Wilford Brimley as John Bolton.

Zach Braff as Ari Fleischer.

and Adam West as Donald Rumsfeld.

@Last-Throes: Wrong Brolin. James is married to Babs. Josh is married to Diane Lane. HOT!

Anthony Hopkins would make a good Cheney

@Tawmn: +1!
He needs to leave on the "Silence of the Lambs" mask.

No, I don't recall ever seeing that particular expression on Dubya's face. Perhaps Josh Brolin is too good an actor for this role. Is Keanu Reeves available?

And Adam West as Rumsfeld would be CLASSIC. You gotta know Rumsfeld has a batman suit in his closet. And a Robin.

@knife: I think it's more like "Being There" with Peter Sellers, but this time it's for real.

@flatlands: Well, YEAH...

@thefrontpage:

Adam West as Rumsfeld.

That. Is. Genius.

Only mother nature can do a better job...

Wrong choice. I think Powers Boothe should play Bush. Oh, wait, he already did (sort of).

@flatlands:
Just great. I ended up with the wrong president for 7 years and now I can't even get the right Brolin. Thanks for setting me straight.

Tim Bottoms, 4eva...