John McCain Staggers Through Another Daily Show Appearance

In this clip from last night’s Daily Show, John McCain exhibits his fantastic sense of humor by saying he has selected a fictional paranoid TV dingus as his running mate. But because “Dwight Schrute” is such a difficult name to remember (particularly if you are 1,000 years old and have never stayed up past 8pm to watch a very popular television show called The Office), John McCain has to keep the name written on a piece of paper in his pocket and read it in a very slow, deliberate voice.

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