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He's just doing a routine cavity search. I always thought her ass was too large to not be concealing dope. HILLARY CLINTON'S A DRUG MULE!

That's more than a grope. But considering her caboose, I think she can handle it.

That's not good. Whiteys don't like that sorta shit...

Why is she dressed like Cookie Monster?

'Groping'? That there is a fisting if I ever saw one. Or is our Wonkette too delicate to talk about such things?

@loquaciousmusic: That's it! Googly eyes and everything! I love you.

@audicityofhope: Dude, as you well know, Wonkette doesn't allow just anyone to be a "star commenter."

Only the bitter ones.

This picture doesn't help with my goal to never think about Hillary's ass.

@loquaciousmusic: Only the true elite star commenters have enough balls to mention the word "love" in a post.

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when that Hils walks in with a light blue pantsuit
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the pants she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of lumpy skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me use me cuz you ain't that average rival

This should really be the first-ever use of the 'assfisting' tag.

WHERE ALL DA WHITE WOMEN AT ???

Couldnt Mr. Obama at least grab something more grabbable -- like Chelsea ?

Do not let the Jezzies see this picture. It will just reinforce the bleat going on over there right now that the reason everyone is saying that Hillary should step down is 'sexism', not that she lost and cannot, under any scenario win the nomination.

Math is Hard!

He's just trying to keep her from pulling a victory out of her ass.

@BaconCat: "Reinforce the Bleat" would be a great name for her band, should Hillbot ever start one.

Barack's just lube-ing her preparatory to some futt-bucking. It's his turn to do her after the non-lubricated futt-bucking she's been giving him.

He is a gentleman and knows how to heal the partisan divide.

How many times must I post about ass-fucking before I get a star? That is how it's done, right....?

Wait... Hillary is Obama's puppet? Has it been this way all along? Now I'm confused.

@GaCracker: True. But whitey ususally doesn't have junk like that truck!

@loquaciousmusic: Cookie Monster made me laugh.

"C" is for Clinton, that's good enough for me.

Hillary,the meat puppet also-ran...

Her ass has 'room'

@StoneSoup: "a Clinton is a sometimes candidate"

@graceless: Oh, really? Whitey doesn't?

WELL TRY SOME CANADIAN WHITEY ON FOR SIZE!

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Apparently he gets his taste for big asses from his father's side of the family.

Oh for FUCK's sake, Hill. Must you sport a blue velvet pantsuit? Geez.

So the Clinton campaign has devolved naturally into the meta-message "Obama can't win because he's black".

Has no one noticed this ?

@loquaciousmusic:

Indeed. Hey, did you get your star for getting a commie? I never got mine.

He's yanking out her dingleberries.

@SayItWithWookies: Wow, that's an awesome post. Now, where's serolf divad to photoshop cookie mosnter coming out of her ass?

With that pantsuit, it looks as if her junk has escaped from the trunk and is making a spirited effort to capture her thighs.

for the first time in my life, i can say: "wow, i wish i was hillary clinton right now."

She's got to be bootylicious for him, babe.

duck.
duck.
goose!

...GEEZ people! Its as if you havent ever seen someone get a PROSTATE EXAM before!!!

Barack is simply performing a Carville fact check.

@AngryBlakGuy:
Only men have prostates... are we back to Hillary with a dick jokes again?

@ManchuCandidate: Back to? I didn't think we'd ever left!

@StoneSoup: +1zillion
He was just helping her remove some junk, from her trunk.

She's smiling in that picture; it sure doesn't look like an attack to me.

@ManchuCandidate: ...just like making fun of retarded people and people with speech impediments; it NEVER gets old.

@AngryBlakGuy: ...by the way that was a shot at Paultards!

she backed into his hand on purpose. it's all part of her last-ditch "call me harold" strategy to win over white men.

Well I finally understand why Hillaryous won't drop out. Since she isn't getting any love from Bill she is staying in hoping that Barry will feel her up at some point. Poor Hillary, all she wants is someone to love her.

Hillary probably wishes she had a dick!

Oh I forgot shes does !!!!

@StoneSoup: No, haven't. Maybe your view conflicts with reality.

Don't let the door knob hitcha where the Good Lord splitcha.

It takes two hands to handle the whopper.

Just giving her back one of those testicles. Barry is happy with his two. Guess Hilz is stuck with the freaky three forevah..

@Laura Ingalls Wildest: Actually, that is exactly what she is doing now:

"I have a much broader base to build a winning coalition on," she said in an interview with USA TODAY. As evidence, Clinton cited an Associated Press article "that found how Sen. Obama's support among working, hard-working Americans, white Americans, is weakening again, and how whites in both states who had not completed college were supporting me."

"There's a pattern emerging here," she said.

[www.usatoday.com]

I despise her so, so much...

turns out, it's not really hillary, but obama-toy clay aiken in a fat suit. and just in time for the w. va. primary, which according to OUT mag, is home to the nation's biggest population of self-proclaimed bottoms. the scandal expands...

@SayItWithWookies:

Very well done!!

"What's that hard thing?" he thought. "Why, it's metal. It's clearly a BELT!"

"He-he, it's a Bubba-repellent, no fuckin' way belt."
Then he withdrew, thinking, "I hope Michelle doesn't see this....."

@Laura Ingalls Wildest: Or maybe not.

[thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com]

Full cavity search. Go deep, go hard. Hope he snapped on the rubber gloves for that mission.

Just because she is an ass, doesn't mean he has to play with her ass.

Just like the primaries, it appears that in fact Hillary is backing into Barry. She always liked it that way.

@StoneSoup: Yeah, she's just explicitly adopting an argument her campaign has been implicitly making for months. Begala's "eggheads and blacks" line was another jab.

What pisses me off is not so much the real politik tacit acceptance of racism because, fair enough. It's that Clintonian habit of dividing the left and playing the groups against each other. Which is why it's no surprise that Clinton couldn't effectively argue for major liberal reform like universal health care and went on about school uniforms and v-chips. It's totally ineffectual.

Obama's coalition is more diffuse and ideological (or idealistic - with the good and bad connotations), but completely foreign to the Penns, Clintons and Roves, with their fucking microtrends. I get the feeling that a lot of establishment campaign managers want him to crater because they don't know how to play this new internet game.

Also, Clinton is constantly snorting poppers and prone to casual fistfucking.

The Democratic Party has legislated and advocated for decades that skin color should not be a consideration in employment and finance and most other aspects of American life. Yet, when it comes to raw political power, it is argued now, by the most crass of political creatures, that Obama's skin color should be the main consideration in denying him the nomination.

I guess with the Clintons, you can call a spade a spade.

@loquaciousmusic: Dave Barry joke!

@trescharmant: The longer this campaign goes on, the more I despise her.

Photographic evidence aside, I believe it's really his foot he's putting in her ass.

@BOO_BOO_HOFF:

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

Is he searching for her campaign?

oooooooooooohhhhhhh Somebody's got a butt monkey.

It's a brilliant Clintonian scheme, the little minx... it's shouting:

"Attention: Fellow Bitter Morans! My opponent, Negro Candidate Obama won't just steal your pretty white wimmins, but he'll go all the way and steal your ugly, cankly white wimmins too!"

Look at this image they got up on HuffPo. Shameless I tells ya!

Ah assfucking. Now that's the Wonkette I know and love. Less analysis, more anal.

I think we've might have heard the fat lady sing.

Barack just needed a place to put his keys...

Eac_o..I think he has his keys, he's looking for his car.

Barry's searching for her inner Jiminy Glick.

[www.cbc.ca]

@sluggo: Is that the same old lady from "Throw Momma from the Train"?

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@bitchincamaro: Him or his four sons Morgan, Mason, Matthew, and Modine.

In the same vein, a cable TV news headline several months ago claimed that Obama "had a leg up on Hillary".

@trescharmant: "i have a much broader base", indeed. a-line skirts would help with that.

Barak's showing restraint and class. A lesser man would have inserted BOTH arms, then clapped.

I heard she "fell" on it.