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"Gravel Girl" just doesn't have the same vibe. Sounds like somebody you'd see at the truck stop at 3 am.

"Won't you be my Gravel Gertie?"

...lets just get this out of the way: "I'd hit it!" There now we can get straight to the snark

On the bright side, if Hillary and Obama do end up annihilating each other in a fit of Mutually Assured Destruction, we get to choose between to insane candidates... Hmmm, Gravel or McCain?

Personally, I like Gravel's brand of crazy better than McCain's.

Gravel Girl.
sounds painful

@IceSt0rm: Truly rough sex?

I'm finding this very disturbing...

Perhaps we can give him the Vice Presidency? Or a nice gift basket from FUBU.

This WILL bring down Obama.

@Serolf Divad: I'm seeing a big **cough** Ron Paul **cough** gap in your list of insane candidates.

I love that as he's calling out "What!" to various Alaskan cities, he's cupping his hand behind his hear. It's not a shout out, he legitimately can't hear them. Sucks to be you, grandpa.

damn, old people get away with being such nasty pervs and everyone thinks they're being adorable.

It's one of those May 1887 / December 1983 romances.

What does it mean to "congressman that ho?" Does it involve airports?

Geeez Obama girl is such a unrelentless filthy WHORE.

@shortsshortsshorts: You say this like it's a bad thing.

@WadISay: Point taken well. Whore on Obamagirl.

@ronaldpagan: Congressmanning a ho is on the order of John Sweeney mouth-banging a barely legal bar-slut while driving over the speed limit & with a BAC of .2 or greater.

Senatorring a ho would be using some lucky gal or guy as a toilet. For a deuce. (Vitter-Craig Combo Platter.)

@metropolitan: One girl's perv is another girl's fantasy! ;)

Yech, all around. Gross. That's bad, even for YouTube.

holy shit that was hilarious!! i love old people who arent crazy like mccain.

@IceSt0rm: Chafe-y.

I've been in finals, so I've missed everything wonderful and funny.

I'm torn between telling this snatch-face Obamatard to sit down (in the back row, with the "3am girl") and shut the fuck up...and squealing in delight because Mike Gravel just did a lil dance all for me.

I heart Mike Gravel, and I'm 22! Seriously, holla at me Gravel.

Mike Gravel does not like Barack Obama...

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@Eac_o_System: Wow, does he represent the insane wing of the insanity party?