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Dawn Gibbons has been living in the Nevada Governor's Mansion alone since earlier this year. Jim Gibbons, the moronic alcoholic waitress-assaulting sex criminal who was comically elected governor in 2006 and took a secret midnight oath of office in his Reno living room, has moved back to that Reno house. He served Dawn with divorce papers, but she says he won't tell her why he's divorcing her.
They've had approximately 15 near-divorces that have made it to the newspapers and blogs over the years — Gibbons was a GOP congressman and bribe-taker in Washington for many years, where he otherwise went totally unnoticed. Oh and he's trying to get her evicted from the Guv Mansion, in Carson City.
Here is a picture of Gibbons drunk on a cruise ship, hilariously mocking negroes and their hip hop. [TIME/Las Vegas Gleaner]
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Divorcing his wife and won't say why? Let me take a guess here...hummm...so many airport restrooms, so little time?
He's not mocking blacks! The necklace shows his pride in the "silver" state.
Oh and for all you folks on the east coast that just go to Vegas and nowhere else in Nevada, please keep doing that. Northern Nevada is the scariest place on earth.
What happens in Nevada, should stay in Nevada.
Defenestration!! from atop the Stratosphere*!
*the hotel
Geez, it's *Nevada*. Nobody pretends it's a serious state or something.
Nevada should jsut take our nuclear waste and shut the fuck up.
...my guess is he is probably boning a girl young enough to be his daughter. If it were Alabama I would guess that it is his daughter.
@shortsshortsshorts: That is not true. Northern Nevada is beautiful and sparsely populated and has many Great things, such as Great Basin National Park and about a million pretty mountain ranges and Elko and Ely are both pleasant towns.
/775 forever, motherfuckas!
The new governor's mansion:
Once he'd sampled Hillary's musky sack, he knew he could never be happy with his ordinary woman-wife.
@Ken Layne: And Goldfield, and Tonopah, and Meth and of course the Shady Lady Brothel. I'm not saying I don't like it, but can you imagine being an East Coast transplant dropped in the middle of one of those places?
@shortsshortsshorts: That necklace is clearly a package of birth control pills. Murderer!
Now he can take more factfinding tours to the Bunny Ranch.
Could whore diamonds be involved in this somehow?
Shouldn't any wife of a U.S. governor ask that question first?
**She doesn't really CARE why he's divorcing her. She's got Governor experience now, and will be running to replace him because she likes living in the Governor's mansion.
Does she swallow? If not, then that's the reason.
Lemme think. Wifey of 12 years stands by Gov. McDrunky/McGropey/McBribey and then he divorces her. Works for me.
@sluggo: Perhaps he now McTappy, too.
he is now...
@Serolf Divad: How'd you get into my house?
@shortsshortsshorts: Yeah, it would scare the hell out of the standard beltway elitist. Speaking of scary, but on the other end of the state, I spent a weird night in Searchlight last weekend.
@AngryBlakGuy: ...my guess is he is probably boning a [boy] young enough to be his [son]. If it were Alabama I would guess that it is his [son]. Fixed.
Top secret footage of Gibbons' last medical visit:
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@Ken Layne: Best kept secret in Nevada. You lucky dog you.
Just don't talk to anybody there... I got busted for (alleged) possession a few years ago on 95 and have never been so afraid of a cop in my life. I literally thought I would be executed on the spot from the way he was talking to me, but he only wrote me a ticket (huzzah).
It said when you find out that such a fine couple Gibbons can't make a go of it in the land of whores and blackjack.
I mean 'sad', idiot.
BTW I was in the on the Goldfield side a couple of weeks ago and saw this wonderful gravestone saying "unknown man died of eating library paste." What the hell is that? Anyway, back to snarking.
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Gov G is the hype-man for MC Rove.
Not taking up for in any way for the Gov., but the "thing" around his neck is a wine taster. A sommelier that pours your wine, wears it around his neck. He uses it to take a small taste before you take your taste.
As the snake said, "You knew what I was when you picked me up.
C'mon. Everybody knows the answer to this one.
Q:Why is he getting a divorce?
A:Because he can.
You know, I was all set to start hanging out at Adele's in CC a lot more often in hopes of batting my lashes at our newly single govtard, but then I heard he was seen at an elementary school event in Reno, accompanying his girlfriend and her kids. Damn.
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