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Wait, they do have letterhead - that could be fun for someone!

@superfectablog: Yes, letterhead, that's so cool!

16th and Penn? I just knew that GWB was a Hillary supporter. Or perhaps it's Crazy Eyes.

...I foresee a lot of kids in third world countries wear "Clinton '08" t-shirts.

@AngryBlakGuy:
Or hipster doofi who love wearing stuff with irony.

@AngryBlakGuy: Third-world kids might grow up thinking Hillary is actually president, just as they think the Buffalo Bills are the greatest sports team ever.

@AngryBlakGuy: I could use some of those to wipe up dog vomit.

What irony - the black man at McPherson Square who is always asking for change, wearing a Hillary t-shirt for the next four years...

damn, now she wants us to pay to take out her trash?

@FMIKEA:
I am not surprised as Hils supporters and Bills Fans are pretty much share the same delusions of winning.

hey, McGovern just switched to Obama. Not a Super, but, I am sure according to Carville, a Judas.
[www.washingtonpost.com]

Whew! Then I didn't waste my money on that "Bark for Barak" T-shirt.

Whoops. "Barack."

That's what I get for staying up watching the election returns.

I need a Clinton mug so I can fill it with tea to help me wash down The Hope.

Which one?

@ManchuCandidate: Hey, I like wearing stuff with irony!

"One broken campaign adviser. Still owed $8 million. Requires two buckets of chum per day. Bring forklift."

@Doglessliberal: Not only a Judas,but a West Virginia carpet-bombing Judas.

@dcgrrl: A+

@san antone rose: And a bitter brew it is.

@graceless: I want that letterhead sooo much. Just imagine the people you could write to!

1. First I'd flip off Pennguin. He spent most of his time causing division for her failure of a campaign, so one letter to that fat jackass.
2. I would concede to Obama.
3. I would also concede to Bob Dole.
4. Love letter to George.
5. Letter advocating war with South Africa and Jamaica.
6. Letter laced with Anthrax to Rupert Murdock.

@shortsshortsshorts: You could use it to write literary porn and submit it for publication.

Well, laugh all you want, but don't you wish you had a crap load of that valuable "Re-Elect Carter" merchandise? Buy now, put into storage, and sell when the nostalgia craze hits = Instant bazillionaire!

@tunamelt:

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought this would happen to me, but there I was...

I wonder if they also have old wire hangars and expired medication?

Hillary Clinton will be the next president of the United States--you just watch!

@sluggo: Hillary Cliton stores her old pantsuits in a silo in Nebraska

@shortsshortsshorts: don't forget a letter to Iran telling them to expect her Talbot's pump up their collective ass.

@SlipperyIsMyLawn: with NO testicles

@superfectablog:
Thanks to a friend who worked for a certain somewhat well known Maryland congresscritter, I used to get all kinds of official proclamations in the mail. My favorite was when he declared May 26 "BMC FC Is a Fag Day."

Good times...

@AngryBlakGuy: and Messicans.

you know what this means...BONFIRE!

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: Awesome.

@shortsshortsshorts: George Senior, George W. or George Stephapuffinstuffin?

The REALLY bad news is... this was posted by her campaign HQ...

@DancyPants: Good point, I think both should get one. After all, Stephanieontopofus is indeed a "white nigger."

@san antone rose: 'Hope'. Is that what the kids are calling paxil these days?

Free Hillary Clinton?

What happened to Free Mumia Abu-Jamal?

@queeraselvis: Honey helps.

@donner: Free Bill Stickers!

[www.freebillstickers.com]

@tunamelt: Yes. That was funny. Awesome.