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Hi Matt Drudge! You are a dick-eating faggot terrorist from the land of faggotry! How are you?

OH! You are also a royal douche from the land of gnashing of teeth!

But thanks for the Barry nomination, and thankyou for your temporary moritorium on baby-eating.

Worked those Counties before. Its possible he can pull it out. But is there any issue? With his win in NC, he stretches the delagate lead and the pop vote.

When can I start the HNIC jokes? I have to wait until January 09?

Hmm, so if Barry wins Indiana, will it just prove once and for all that Indianans really are a bunch of white n*gg*rs?

@shortsshortsshorts: Dude, sure Matt Drudge is not that great a human being. But using a homophobic slur is not cool.

[Snark switch off.] I have noticed that ever since the whole Clinton-camp-releasing-the-Obama-Muslim-picture-then-denying-it-and-trashing-Drudge-thing he has been way, way anti-Hillary, and has laid off of Obama -- even to the point of never linking to a Wright story during the height of the whole mess several weeks ago. I think he hates her much, much more than Obama. [Snark switch on.] Drudge is a douche.

@Crazydogggz: What if the slur is also antisemitic and misogynistic? I think I can come up with one of those.

north carolina 16% win hahaha

@shortsshortsshorts: Ya dude. You sound just as if not more crazy than a wing-nut on the eve of the War on Christmas.

@scott_dog: What about Canadians?

Somewhere in the back waters of Alabama, some redneck with a computer just shit his pants.

@DancyPants: So you're saying even Drudge has more principles than Hillary?

@Crazydogggz: @Edward Bulwer-Lytton: How about if I call him a "racial" slur? Is that okay?
Deal with it kids. Censory is reserved for the bitter American folk.

There's no way I'm falling for this shit again. I'll believe it when they pry the nomination from her cold dead hands.

Why does a narrow "victory" in Indiana mean anything for Hillary? Going into tonight she needed over 70% of the remaining pledged delegates to catch Obama, so any "win" below 70/30 is a loss. Which makes tonight's narrow win (or possible narrow loss) in Indiana and huge loss in North Carolina a complete ass-raping for Hillary. Am I the only person on this Earth who still understands math? After watching cable news election coverage tonight, it wouldn't surprise me.

Is it bad that I didn't really believe deep down in my heart that Obama was going to be the nominee until Matt Drudge told me so. Rules our world indeed...

@Ringo73: They prolong this shit because cable news talking heads have mouths to feed and nostrils to fill with cocaine.

Russert says Clinton will use her narrow little 2% victory to continue campaigning.

@Ringo73: if that mattered this was over in february

ok, msnbc's gone crazy. I like it.

@TJBeck: The Neverending Story remains intact in the deep cre-voss of a National Treasure (TM).

@scott_dog: A Gary Indiana Shocker is just like a Cleveland Steamer, only with more rust.

@FreshCliches: Which, as well all know, is just an elitist, gussied-up way of calling it what it really is, anyway: A Hot Carl

@Obamaton:

He's a hockey fan?

@scott_dog:
For an Indiana Shocker, you'll need two hands.

And one of them is your buddy's hand, because you'll be holding a beer.

Scream "Hoosier Daddy?" as needed.

@shortsshortsshorts: Yet apparently, no such reservations apply to bitching about it.

Ah, tonight has been fun. I just got done watching a visibly very depressed Sean Hannity desperately trying to convince himself that Hillary hasn't lost and that Obama has been mortally wounded because he once knew a guy whose father worked for Henry Ford who liked Hitler. And even Karl Rove is telling him, no, son, Hillary is toast.

If Barry is the Anointed One, is Drudge the Slayer?

I just gave another $25 to Barry O'Bomber. Yeah!

@shortsshortsshorts:The fact that Matt Drudge fucks babies (dead and alive) is good reason to insult him. But loving dick (adult dick) is a an enjoyable pastime. I like that people love dicks, because I have one.

My dick gets lonely, dammit.

When he's elected, Obama's going to work like a slave in the fields ... oh shit, did I say that outloud?

@Lionel Hutz Esq.: I'm sorry I missed that, I'm sure that Alan Colmes was visibly moved by his master's grief.

@shortsshortsshorts: It's just that we've come to expect so much more from you, Shorts3. Anti-faggot humor just isn't funny; it's boring and lame, whereas your comments are usually witty and scintillating. Also, you don't want to anger Scott Thompson, as he will not attend your birthday party if offended.

@Meaux: Don't be an elitist. If he wants to call Drudge a faggot, what's the harm in that? I don't think Drudge is married

@Meaux: If it's any constellation, I also called him a"royal douche from the land of gnashing of teeth" :(.

Shorts loves teh gays, often.

WOW *consolation* you idiot, Jeebus.

Things I've learned from reading the Wonkette:

1. Saying 'faggot' starts riots.

2. Saying 'baby eating (and fucking)' is okay.

@sporty_dan: There are RULES dammit!

@shortsshortsshorts:

*Noob nods understandingly*