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Cool. Where do you find these awesome photos anyway?

First picture not showing for me.

The DOORMAT comment... oh no you din't....

My dog notoriously craps on doormats, just to share.

When are we gonna get a slick line of Obama vibrators? Barry's speech got me moist as a red, white, and blue Dolly Madison snack cake.

That big one in the forefront looks like Norman Rockwell painted Barry's mugshot.

@jagorev: Sorry crying eagle there was some mystery problem that became "fixed" when I just uploaded the pic again.

Mmmm, it was good speech, a bit grim at times, but well argued. Very patriotic without pulling cheap emotional stunts. This one was for the conservative working-class voter, and it seemed to come off well.

obama needs to drop out now! for the sake of the party!

@ponies!: That's more Grant Wood looking to me.

@metropolitan: for the sake of the Republican party, I assume?

I thought Hillary said she'd nuke Goldsboro if they attacked Indiana, or something like that. I never can keep those violent behavior threats straight.

Michelle and Barry haven't really been in close proximity in weeks. They just have one of those fancy devices to create an optical illusion that she is there. The fact that they are not actually touching in this photo proves my point. Don't any of you read the National Enquirer?

Michelle looks hot, as always. She knows Hillary can't wear orange, so she's just rubbing her wrinkled face in it.

results not expected till midnight?

i love me some michelle obama...but i thought that dress made her look like a road cone...one of those road cones that won't be on the highways during road construction if the retardo gas tax holiday happens...

America has spoken, and it wants Obama porn! Michelle looks breathtaking and I do not use that word lightly.

Did I hear Hillary correctly?? Something about oblitherating North Carolina????

Carolina girls are hot. For Obama.

It's a good night to be a Tar Heel.

EUTHENIZE!!!!

@TEAM HEIDI: This one?

[coverawards.com]

@ronaldpagan: I would totally watch that.

Great speech by the Hopestar!

@audicityofhope: The problem with that cover story in the National Enquirer is that the cover doesn't say whether Obama was cheating on his wife with a man or a woman (presumably the former but you never know with Barry!)

@TEAM HEIDI: Either way is fine with me, at least he doesn't cheat on his transcendent angels.

very few people can pull off bright orange, props to michelle, she's divalicious. barry's not bad either.

Why is Chris Rock traveling with Obama?

That big one is Grant Wood meets George Rodrigue's blue dog.