Obama RIPS James Carville For Disgusting Testicles Comment

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Over the weekend, Clinton whore James Carville famously told Newsweek that if Hillary “gave [Obama] one of her cojones, they’d both have two.” Ha ha, isn’t James Carville funny. See, he is a crazy womp-rat from a French swamp, but he also knows things about politics, and that is why he can make jokes about Hillary Clinton’s nuclear waste-enhanced scrotum in the magazines. Forget that Barack Obama’s one testicle was able to produce two children, while uber-man Bill Clinton’s chafing member could only manage one. It was obviously very politically damaging to this fag, Obama, and that is why he responded to Carville so very cattily today.

“Well, you know, James Carville is well-known for spouting off his mouth without always knowing what he’s talking about,” Obama told “Nightline.” “And I intend to stay focused on fighting for the American people because what they don’t need is 20 more years of performance art on television. And that’s what James Carville and a lot of those folks are expert at … a lot of talk and not getting things done for the American people.”

Blah blah blah, what is the one-testicle fairy talking about? Drive a truck, and then we will listen.

(Well played.)

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