Valiant Ron Paul Still Running For President!
Even though his campaign staff has been literally decimated and he released a sad Web video in early March saying "I still love Freedom but Victory is maybe not available to me, in the conventional sense, meaning 'winning,'" Ron Paul is still running for President. And why not? He just won 16 percent of the Pennsylvania Republican primary vote. Plus, passionate Paultards have been raising a ruckus at conventions from Missouri to Nevada ! He will still be President after Hillary seizes the nomination from Ralph Nader and moves to Guam. [ Washington Post ]