Meanwhile, In America's Most Comical Special Election...

Thanks to commenter queeraselvis for pointing out that Greg Davis, the GOP candidate in a special election to fill an open Mississippi House seat, will enlist the Dark Lord himself, Dick Cheney, to campaign the day before next Tuesday's election. Cheney, of course, is the polar opposite of Barack Obama, the #1 terrorist and cheerleader of Davis' opponent Travis Childers. When asked about Cheney's emergency involvement, Childers said nothing . Childers rarely says anything about anything, because he is a member of the radical liberal Democrat party. Watch this: TRAVIS CHILDERS WEARS WOMEN'S UNDERGARMENTS! We can write that since Travis Childers is incapable of denying it, because he says nothing. [ Commercial Appeal ]