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Are those fainters with SAG or AFTRA?

"I did not have sexual relations with that unconscious woman".

He's used to seeing ladies fall to their knees, especially the chubby ones.

Bill's just marking his territory, he don't mean nuthin.

The link is broken.

Mommy! This Hall of Animatronic Presidents is way creepy!

If you can't take the heat, get out of the crucible, as Arthur Miller used to say.

Be fair. We only fainted when he unzipped.

The rufis were meant to take effect a little later, after the speech, in his limo.

I disapprove of syncope jokes. They are elitist.

...luckily due to the demographic that is drawn to a Hillary Clinton rally, there were plenty of OXYGEN TANKS and WHEEL CHAIRS available to assist the people who fainted.

They're just falling out due to stench of his bullshit.

@AngryBlakGuy: If they had the oxygen tanks, why could they not have their guns? That would be a horrendous, beautiful scene. I love fireworks.

@StoneSoup: Bill (whispering): Take her back to the telly. If she starts acting up, then I'll take her friend.

What a jackass. I can't believe I used to look up to the guy.

What has happened to this guy? When he had his medical troubles, did he secretly get a heart transplant from a republican?

@masterdebater: Silly liberal, Republicans of Billy-Jeff's age don't have hearts. They get them replaced with titanium bile-pumps on their 50th birthday.

Comment on Cruel Bill Clinton Mocks Fainting Ladies, Old People, Others I was there and his comment was directed to everyone who overreacted. He was trying to calm people down. Before making the comment about fainting, which may or may not have been in poor taste (you decide), he asked for water to be brought over and an EMT. Funny how that never made the news. _________________________________________________________________ Stay in touch when you're away with Windows Live Messenger. http://www.windowslive.com/messenger/overview.html?ocid=TXT_TAGLM_WL_Refresh_messenger_052008