Hillary Clinton did a very personable interview in the latest issue of People magazine, which made a one-time exception in this case to feature a robot. When Hillary was asked what her last present to Bill was, she responded, "I give him little mementos I find. He's collected frogs a long time, and I found a metal frog that I thought was cute." And now Bill Clinton's metal frog is filing a sex harassment lawsuit against him, in Arkansas. [The Caucus]
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Ribbit and Rip It do sound a lot a like - I can see why Hilsbot's secret service thought it was a good gift.
This has nothing to do with this thread, but Ron Paul just semi-endorsed Barry in the Situation Room while talking with, uh, Wolf "Uh" Blitzer.
That's interesting. I thought when she said "frog," it actually meant "many whores who want you to perform acts of bondage with them."
@audicityofhope: oh man, another one of those "Really, you shouldn't have" endorsements.
I want one now.
That metal frog is awesome. It looks like a arrogant, constipated, bug-eyed half-robot HRC. I mean, it looks like Hillary.
Also, notice Hills doesn't mention what Bubba actually does with her passive-aggressive frog gifts. My guess? He uses them as sex toys with five-diamond whores.
When I was in 6th grade I had a collection of frog figurines. 6th grade. And I'm a girl.
Not a 60-year-old former President.
...I guess this explains why he married her *Rimshot*!
@AngryBlakGuy: FTW!
And, of course, Bill gives her little blood-covered hatchets and pig-guttin' shivs for her collection. They're just so gosh darn CUTE, those two!
This shows her human side and the level of love between them....very sweet! The last time I gave my wife a gift, I gave her a nice set of emerald earings. Metal frog...same thing. OK, yea, he wanted the hooker, but "it's the thought that counts"!
She loves him, just loves him, warts and all.
If only Eric Segal had met the Clintons instead of the Gores!
We would have have had way edgier chick-flicks and dime-novels back in the '70's...
Frogs!
He's made her, ruined her, and she keeps coming back for more!
And you children keep insisting that Barack and Michelle are the hotties in this race?
How little you know!
Well, that was a total waste of bandwidth.
So, Hiltz would date Lincoln if she could. (Is that assuming that Machiavelli would be unavailable?) But would Abe agree to such a tryst? He already had a crazy, demanding wife.
@IWW: Remaining married for political expedience means never having to say you're sorry.
@greatgooglymoogly: Nope, Hillary collects the souls of those who support her.
@Johnny Zhivago's Cat: "Nope, Hillary collects the souls of those who support her."
And then she traps them in frog figurines.
You know what country utilizes frogs as part of its artworks because the frog is a part of its historical heritage, and where frogs are often made of various metals? [I have two made of gold.]
COLOMBIA!
You know who retained Bubba Klingon to help usher in a US trade deal?
COLOMBIA!
You know with what country Hillaryous opposes such a trade deal?
COLOMBIA!
You know who half her key staff represent when they're not pimping for Hillaryous?
COLOMBIA!
You know where Hillaryous got that frog?
COLOMBIA! [When she was there to launch a sneak preemptive attack against the FARC snipers who were holding up shipments of metal frogs to the USof A. There ain't nothing the woman wouldn't do for her man.]
@Canuckledragger: Is that frog stuffed with high-grade Columbian marching powder? Because you know what would really take our minds off the economy...
Fuck the federal gas tax holiday, why don't Hills and Mark Penn give us a line per gallon? That should revitalize things.
Whatever with the mementos. I'm ready for a Gore-style suck face session.
How weird is it that I'm looking forward to that?
What crap. Everyone knows Bill prefers toads.
What crap. Everyone know Bill prefers toads.
Just like the Clintons, frogs are prone to telling the temperature as the prime indication of how high to go in life. Zing!
What crap. everyone knows I prefer double posts.
Kiss it and it turns into the Terminator.
Jeremiah was a Bullfrog.
Was a good friend of Hillz.
She never understood a single word he said.
So Jeremiah hopped on over to Bill's.
And they had a 3-frog night.
Until Barry said, "You have some mighty fine wine. Are you divine?"
Now you know the Wright story.
God Damn Frogs.
What noise does a metal frog make ?
"Rivet"
Beware hillaries bearing the unbearable ballsiness of amphibious ball bearings.
@audicityofhope: RON (fucking) PAUL!!?!?
That's some end-times shit right there.
@Rob_Peter_to_Pay_Paultard: The Obama campaign is all-inclusive. If Paultards want to jump ship anytime soon, we will gladly welcome them with open snark filled arms.
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