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Here is Barack Obama's new campaign ad in Indiana, "Pennies," in which he makes some "correct" economic argument about why we should keep taxing your damn motorcar fuel. It amazes us, every day as we wake up, to see how much of a liberal this schlock is. Just because the oil companies are *rich* doesn't mean they don't have *families* to feed. [YouTube]
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Spending time in Indiana is a taxing experience.
Oil exec's probably have daughters of the style of Paris Hilton and the Bush Twins. They need to keep their kids in designer clothes and a lawyer on retainer to tidy up after evenings out.
I fucking hate that network anyway.
What does Tom Friedman say about this? I'd read his column but I have to stay awake until quitting time.
"Just pennies a day?" It may be "just" pennies a day to Obama, but do you realize that for less than the price of a cup of coffee a day you can save the life of a starving, disease-ridden Vietnamibian street urchin? Why does Obama hate Vietnamibian children? Is it because he's such an elitist?
...silly Barack, doesnt he know that 30 cents a day can feed a child in Africa! Shit, now that I think about it the only place we may be able to afford to live after the economy crumbles will be Africa.
@Serolf Divad: ...beat me to it, damn I hate you!
My deepest fears about Obama aren't that he's black or Muslim or gets the occasional drug-fueled BJ. It's that he's too etherial and high-handed to pander to us working Americans (like me, a guy who's posting on Wonkette at work). If he cares enough to be President, he should care enough to pander to us.
Paul Kirk endorses Barry Hussein. How's that for arse fucking, Hillz?
Barack's about to lose his shit. First the pastor won't go away, then this crap. For the next couple days, every obvious and accurate point Obama makes will be countered by Hillary, Walnuts, and TV news going, "Taxes bad. Tax holiday good. Christmas is a holiday. You like Christmas."
Finally Barack will have an encounter with a Nash McCabe or old nursing home lady that makes him start flinging pennies at his Indiana audience. "You want 30 cents? You're voting for 30 cents? You are shit. Here you go...buy yourselves some motherfucking iced tea, you white niggers. I hope Allah gives you full-blown AIDS."
"Permanent Tax Cut"?! WTF?
Can't Barry Hussein remember he's s'posed to be a librul and only increase taxes? Is he swiftboating his own self?
You can keep your $1000, I want to save $30 bucks this summer so that I can drive to Dollywood.
Barry, get with the program, man. We Americans are dumb-ass idiots. Don't go throwing facts an' shit around like we're going to get it. Keep it simple and stupid... like Hillary does.
Oh, what a surprise.
Balack O'Bomba has black heart that matches his dark, black, negroid, non-white, possibly-Muslim skin. He never thinks of the lily white children.
Shame on you, Balack O'Bomba! Shame! Bow down and realize that America's only Black Jesus is our ever-flowing Oil!
I have no sound, but if what I see is true I'm slapping Ira Glass in the face and than giving Barry another hundred.
Why shouldn't he tax my oxygen? Because everytime I see him, he takes my breath away. (bud-da-ba!)
@AngryBlakGuy: Yes, Maybe. But first we would have to actually GET TO AFRICA. Round trip ticket to Harare to go house-hunting? $12,500.
@Doombilly: Paul Kirk's endorsement...yawn. I'm waiting to see who James Tiberius Kirk endorses.
@baxterthepug: KHAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!! of course. He like what they done to his car.
@audicityofhope: Damn, you got there first. XD
@audicityofhope: which means, every time you look in the mirror? Those flat abs are from surfboarding or waterboarding?
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