SCANDAL  10:55 am May 2, 2008

Al Gore Blamed For Tragic Seal-On-Penguin Rape

by Ken Layne

YOU GONNA GET RAPED!
Here’s your “Friday Fun Link,” courtesy of BBC News and the Journal of Ethology. It is a King Penguin being sexually assaulted by an Antarctic Fur Seal. South African scientists photographed the freakish 45-minute sex crime, which only ended when the hundred-kilogram rapist seal couldn’t figure out how to actually copulate with the 15-kilogram ice bird, who was reportedly unharmed but deeply ashamed. [BBC News]

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