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Japaneese penis much smaller than America penis.

Read it again fellahs: it says "demoted" not "fired." Goddamn, I'm moving to Japan!

Ack! Ira Glass has taken over the Wonkette header.

And they demoted him?WTF?This guy is the embodiment of the Japanese spirit of bushido.The man is a porn samurai.

I can't read the last sentence, because of Ira.

I shudder to think at the porn he looked at. I don't think it was mere boobs. The Japanese have some fairly outre tastes when it comes to sex.

@Doglessliberal:
You truly can tell a lot about a nation's people by its taste in porn.

That's why you don't fuck with ze Germans.

@knife:
Maybe you just have big hands.

"Miyagi, bring the industrial strength cleaner to Kobe's cubical. Also, we're out of handiwipes and lotion."

That's almost 4000 porn sites a day! I wonder if he got spammed. Or else, I knew these guys who had this get rich quick scheme where they looked at all the porn sites and compiled the pictures into one master porn site. I don't get how it works but they actually made money. So maybe he was doing that. How much do Japanese civil servants get paid?

8 hits an minute.

Very tarented.

"...four billion Internet pornography boobs a day, every day."

Uh, wouldn't that be 8 billion boobs? Your fact-checking department is slipping.

"Demoted" in Japanese means, "get transferred to a place that no one likes," say, for instance, somewhere like Hoople, North Dakota.

[wonkette.com]

SO... MUCH... IRA!

Where did he work, Japan's moisturizing lotion division?
Otherwise I don't know how he pulled that off.

You just know that Ira is a Hilbot.

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: So true. You imagine that lots of them have Nazi unifoms hanging in their closets next to the ropes and other assorted bondage materials for their fun Nazi role-playing games. Ilsa She-Wolf of the SS comes to life in their bedroom....

@JimNewell: None of us are going to watch the show now because we cannot stand another second of his smirking face.

@CakeHate: unless he was truly sick and looked at porn mastectomy sites.

@JimNewell:
It's working, though. I already feel like a Prius driver with a master's degree in post-colonial studies.

When you drill down, that actually does come out to just over 8 hits a minute, and what I find more disturbing than his serious porn addiction is his inability to focus on a single porn site for even ten seconds at a time.

In the Global Study of Sexual Attitudes and Behaviors (GSSAB) funded by Pfizer Inc., Japan was ranked as having the least amount of sexual satisfaction in the world.
[www.npr.org]

Ergo, big pharma plant these bizarre stories to globally embarrass Japanese into buying more drugs, dildos and industrial strength cleaner.

@ManchuCandidate: Moreover, Japanese government offices don't have cubicles. Which makes it even more bizarre that his colleagues never took note!

I'm going to watch This American Life this Sunday.

I'm not going to enroll in that clown
college, though...that advertisement had absolutely no effect on me
whatsoever.

Now that's he's been demoted, he'll have more time to look at porn.

Stop making fun of Ira, guys. If it helps keep Wonkette afloat and Ken Layne's fridge stocked with beer, it's all good.

@Godless Liberal: Heh heh ... heh heh ... he said "drill down" ...

Japanese workers are so much more efficient than their American counterparts. I can maybe do 20 assfucking page views a day, tops - and 2/3 of those are on Wonkette.

Those wily Nips have got to achieve the "Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere" in some way. Remember in the 80s when they were buying Kwik-Save and shit in the U.S.? Ho afraid we were that we would be nipponized? Made to do our jobs?

From what I remember the "Japanese Civil Servants" were a collection of prostitutes compelled to have sex with Japanese soldiers, so I really don't see the big deal here. If anything, this patriotic Foreign was simply doing his duty.

Now, now, he may have been demoted, but since he has now dishonored his family, doesn't he have to commit hiri-kiri (sp?)?

This man wins the internet.

god bless tabbed browsing