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Did the invite the Clintons?

I swear. That end pic just keeps on giving.

Are we celebrating McCain's 100th birthday again? Awww, so cute.

That end picture just gives me the heebie jeebies every time I see it. Bush is all "can somebody get this guy off me?" and McCain is all "if I could get my arms any higher I'd ring this sonofabitch's neck." Ick. (Shiver.)

The cake is a lie.

100 years? Maybe by then the Democrats would have chosen a candidate! If we are lucky.

A hundred years won't be long enough for history to judge whether invading Iraq was a good idea. That's not nearly long enough to facilitate the evolution of the gentle, peace-loving Mole People -- or for Exxon to find a way of extracting oil from their rendered corpses.

If my great-great grandchildren are not patrolling the streets of Sadr City in 2108, the terrorists will have won.

Although I know the Wonks are on this, I just have to say that the transcript from the Clinton/O'Reilly interview is being leaked...

Though the Wright story would go away?

WRONG, PANTSUIT!

I'm really tired of all this bullshit. Meanwhile no one is calling her on that bullshit gas holiday shit. Something that actually, you know, AFFECTS PEOPLE.

Poke me when we get to Vegas.

Am I the only one who's reminded of that scene in "The Breakfast Club" where Emilio Estevez keeps daring his principal to put him in detention for longer and longer spans of time.

Principal: You wanna be in Iraq for the next 10 years, McCain?
McCain: How 'bout 100 years!?
Principal: Done!
McCain: How 'bout 1000 years!
Principal: Done!
Ally Sheedy: John, stop it! This is stupid!
McCain: How 'bout 10,000 years!
Principal: How 'bout it McCain?! You wanna be in Iraq for 10,000 years!
McCain: You're too much of a pussy to do it.
Princpal: That's it, McCain... 10,000 years... 10,000 years in Iraq. I hope you're happy.

Mmmmm...yummy, yummy never-ending war cake. And the frosting is as white as McCain's alabaster brow.

Oooh, I hope MoveOn does something tone deaf to distract the press from the real issues and become more of a hindrance than a help. 'Cause that's always hi-larious.

Senility: it's like a second childhood! Cake and hugs for everyone!

The cake is a lie!

@Serolf Divad: I think that was Judd Nelson.

Doesn't the principal then say, "I got you. For two months." And then gives him the "devil sign"/Shocker?

Tea and Cake, or death?

The idiots at MO really don't know shit about making ads. But they are genuises at pestering Americans with emails begging for money to make their shitty ads.

@The Real JR: Senator Craig is wondering how he can get in on that sweaty action.

@graceless: We're out of cake!

@graceless: @Guppy06: so my choice is 'or death'?

Delicious cake. You must eat it.

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McCain just said we could be in Iraq for a million years.