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...so what are you trying to say? That Obama is really Xenu?!

is this related to roger waters of pink floyd supporting obama?

My favorite parts:

-Utilizing his elbows!
-CUTTING strongly!

...I think he should take this advice into the next debate! Then again it does sound like something that your BASKETBALL coach would say doesn't it?

Self-parody alert.

TRANSLATION: Rev. Jeremiah Wright is Barack Obama's real father!

Tom Cruise must be behind this.

I skimming past the miraculous Hero's origin story to the part where he rescues Andromeda from the Kraken aided by the All Seeing Eye taken from the Neo-Con Three Blind Witches and aided by the mechanical clone of Bubo gifted from Athena the Goddess of Wisdom.

BTW, she was really hot.

@AngryBlakGuy: Which makes sense since Wright was once a patriotic Marine who then was enticed by and turned by the Dark Side.

Dark Side? Darkies. There's so much symmetry to all this.

Well I was a Hillary supporter but after that incontrovertible evidence how can I do any less than sacrifice my first child to Barrack Obama?

That does it, liberals! I'm writing in Toby Keith for president. But then, I'm a Taurus.

Open the guy's notebook and it'll be filled with pencil sketches of dragons and unicorns.

This is like that time I went to the Planetarium on 420.

@The Real JR: I love Clash of the Titans

Okay, wait-

Since the post is playing off the Perseus myth and then I segued into the mythology bastardization (yet fun) Clash of the Titans, dare I take this a step further?

Cassiopeia in the movie was so vain that she insulted the gods thus they cursed the royal, dynastic family to essentially hold their daughter hostage; having many "suitors" (possible Dems) vie to marry her but then being viciously slain. Only to have Perseus go through many a dangerous trial, aided by loyal, brave cohorts and motivated by love for the beautiful ideal princess, to then slay the vicious and insurmountable monster thus bringing peace to the kingdom and breaking the curse forever.

Perseus = Obama
Cassiopia = Clinton
Andromedia = Democratic Party or America (what have you)

Genius!

@NoWireHangers: TOTALLY!

And back in the day that movie was totally high tech!

So Obama is a Leo, and America, born on July 4, is a Cancer. Let's see how this will work out...

" In this combination, since Cancer desperately needs to be needed, Leo will find it easy to satisfy this need. In short, when a Leo native loves, then a Leo native cherishes. The Cancer individual's desire for sympathy, tenderness and emotional support can also be provided by the loving and warm-hearted Leo partner. However, Cancer's moodiness can present a problem in this pairing. Leo is positive and outgoing, generally an "up" personality...unless there has been a major affront to the inherent Leo pride. Thus, for this relationship to work, Leo must be given recognition, respect and appreciation."

@The Real JR: The Republican party is Sisyphus.

People have always regarded comets as "messengers of the gods".
It's so nice of the author to start with a sentence that lets me know I need read nothing further.

Bah. It's all way simpler than this.

Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. =
Jesus Maharani Back, Bro.

("Maharani" is "Great King" in Sanskrit.)

Oh great, now I'll be affraid to look at Algol (in Hercules, I think.)

As for Barack Obama... which one is the unexperienced constellation in the sky? Bootes? Ophiuchus? Indus?

@ronaldpagan: The "Black Vote" is Tantalus.

@The Real JR: The Harryhausen stop-motion still has this wonderful charm, and Harry Hamlin was so sexy before he morphed into Lisa Rinna.

AxmxZ, you just won so hard.

Does this mean that Kos is consulting the same astrologists as Nancy Reagan?

Besides, the fun thing about astrology is that they didn't know the earth wobbles over the centuries. I don't know about "his" sun, but everybody else's was smack in the middle of Cancer on August 4, 1961. This means that his smoking habit will one day catch up with him.

Venus was also in Cancer that day, explaining why our boy Barry is such a mack daddy with the ladeez.

[fourmilab.ch]

The cult of Obama finally has an origin story...

Take that scientology...

"Obama, a 'special 'child, left to create his own internal image of 'father', and related meanings of strength, protection, leadership, etc...

It was during this phase that Obama spent his free time after school chasing lines across Orion's belt and practicing his sword skills on the buttons in Cassiopia's dress"

Kos said it. I believe it. That settles it.

If Obama brings a shield and a sword to the convention, Hills better learn to duck.

@Gopherit: At Denver, he'll appear on stage with giant satchel, reach into it and bring out Hillary's head, snakes still writhing upon her scalp, eyes glowing. The MSM turns to stone and summarily SHUTS THE FUCK UP.

@Imagine42:

The planting season is upon us. Let the Hopeful One, therefore, drop seeds of awakening into the fertile soil of the public collective unconscious. I suggest starting by calling Hillary's continued quest "pharisaism."

@NoWireHangers: Hasn't he though?

Who was hotter? Andromeda or Athena?

Also, I wanted my own Bubo.

"of especial signifigance"?
He must know this guy:
[www.newsreview.com]

@collegestudent: Note the second question

@NoWireHangers:

I was so disappointed when I grew up to find that there were, in fact, no clockwork owls in the Greek myths.

Whoa ... Obama is Xenu? Wait, wait. Does that mean Xebama is going to drop us all into a volcano or something?

Oh noes!

@The Real JR: Athena all the way: pretty, smart, loved her Bubo. I was always a little irritated by Andromeda's inability to save herself. Damsels in distress never did it for me.

what's going on here? I'm a Buddhist, can't follow this stuff. Buddhists for Obama!

OK, I've read this twice and have only one question--

Now who is the dove, who is the wild boar, and who is the one taking a dump in the woods?

@ronaldpagan: that was fantastic, so I did the same for George W Bush (who's also a Cancer, born July 6):

" Cancer and Cancer

Since both these individuals possess an excellent memory, the cause of their disagreements will keep coming up time and time again because neither are of a particularly forgiving and/or forgetting nature. Still, since both partners are basically romantics with domestic and sensitive characteristics, this coupling should make a good basis for a happy relationship...the problem being that this is a case where excessive sensitivity could lead to trouble. Each individual in this partnership takes words and actions to be literal truths, which can result in some consistent pain and unrest. Tending to perceive themselves as martyrs, Cancer natives are vastly giving souls and when one of these partners fails to see this in the other, then the reaction will undoubtedly be one of shock. These two will waste a lot of time in petty bickering and dredging up past mistakes...time that would certainly be better spent on other activities. If they can act and react in a more positive and mature fashion, they will come to realize just how much they truly do have together to be grateful for and fortunately, this pair are generally quick to reconcile after an argument. Each partner here is a complex and emotional individual. Thus, they find it difficult in viewing life with a realistic eye. Consequently, their life together never quite lives up to the expectations that each is seeking. In a romantic sense, the Cancer/Cancer match could lead to trouble because the desires of one rarely coincides with the feelings of the other. Each will expect the other partner to adapt and this can result in an even more problematic situation."

@ronaldpagan: I'm a cancer and am in need of some tenderness from a certain fine lookin' god-like black man. He wants appreciation and respect, and I'll give it to him.

Sing it to me Otis Obama!

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This astrology might actually unravel the mystery of why so many actually want this guy to be in charge of their health insurance, their armed forces, and their personal racial transcendence issues.

Must be the moon.

Please read the whole thing.

No.

What a bunch of bullshit. Mirfak totally doesn't mean that. At all. And what's so malifec about Algol? If anything, Mirfak is the malifec one.

@Theodore_Mobius: I'd tap Mirfak. Definitely.

We must forge him a +3 Talking Sword to aid him on his journey!

Yea, I remember when I first did shrooms.

@NoWireHangers: The trick is to be the one causing the distress, at least if she's into that kind of stuff.

@ronaldpagan: At first glance, I thought you wrote "the Republican party has syphillus."

@baxterthepug: Equally true. Syphilis makes you go insane, and you can get it from videotaping yourself having sex with hundreds of prostitutes or soliciting men in airport bathrooms. However, little boys are rarely syphilis characters, which is why we still have some Republicans left.

@AngryBlakGuy: Or his muay thai coach.

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@ronaldpagan: Carriers! Not characters.

@ronaldpagan: So would injecting Syphilis into Reptard babies be genocide, ethnic cleansing or a favor?

a remarkable comet, Holmes

That's usually spelled "Homes." Or "Homey." Occasionally "Home Slice," if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

@The Real JR: William Jefferson Clinton = Calibos

quite natch...

@The Real JR: From your lips to God's ear!

Errrrr, okay, from your fingers to God's eye etc...

@schvitzatura: Penn as the Burgess Meredith character.

"All of this has happened before and all of this will happen again..."

A good example of how entertaining kos has been lately.

I think they're saying that Obama should cut Hillary's head off with his sword. Anybody else getting something like that because I'm really grasping at straws here.

A little ying to accompany your yang ...?

"I have the distinguished honor of being on the Committee to raise
$5,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton."

"We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside her husband William J. Clinton, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all.
He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he didn't know where he was. He made a mess while there and returned not knowing where there was, and did it all on somebody else's money."

This is pretty consistent with what the Obama camp's internal omen tracking is showing. There's no exact date for the decapitation, but it's pretty clear that there will be a new heaven and a new earth, and he will rise in fulfillment of the prophets. Pretty much everyone is predicting that much.

Try saying "Daily Kos Post" 5 times fast.

So Obama is both a Luo and a Leo? Harry Bellafonte could have a blast with that combo.

@The Real JR: I don't know if it was intentional or not, but "Andromedia" is hilarious.

@not-so-bright: Obama, Clinton, and the Pope.

@audicityofhope: Daily Kompost?

@AngryBlakGuy:

I think this Daily Kos person is trying to give him advice for posting up in the lane. Gotta grab those rebounds! Improve your footwork! Don't get in foul trouble!

if you are going to spew whacko postings loaded with mythological references, spell them right. It is "Medusa".

@UnifiedStringCheeseTheory: And yes, he is a left-handed Leo Luo. I am sure that means he is the Devil to someone. I am left-handed Leo, but not a Luo, so I guess I am only a demon.

@RebelliousRhino: Like in Highlander? We will have an epic sword battle with the two candidates shouting "there can be only one!" Cool.

If you have the time today, won't you please punch a liberal? For America. So they won't post gay-ass shit on Kos. Or maybe just punch Kos.

Just like Joseph Campbell! Except without any clear reasoning. Like, totally muddy and unclear ('Delphic', one of my favorite words) Ok, total shit and completely not like Joseph Campbell.

Someone's taking the piss out of Kos is all...nothing to see here.

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LMAO Arianna Huffington got banned from NBC. Karma is indeed a bitch. HuffPo is the biggest left-wing gulag on the internets, after DailyKos, banning and censoring anyone who talks about 9/11 Truth or electoral shenanigans a la BradBlog.