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did they dine of roast heart of plebian?

Improper dealings with Bankers and Walnuts? The right honorable convict Charles Keating is rolling in his grave, Judicial Watch!

If Barry can get funding from The Terrorists (TM), this old quack can get it from the Lobsterbacks.

The Rothschilds?
I bet the wine was really good, but did anyone make sure that there were no complication between the red wine and Cindy's "medication"?

So it's settled then, McCain is the candidate of the Trilateral Commission and the Bilderberg Group.

Or am I mixing up Rockefellers and Rothschilds? I'm sure they're all members of the same vast global conspiracy, right?

That weird sound you just heard was 1.2 million velcro wallets opening simultaneously to make additional donations to Dr. H. Ron Paul, New World Order-Slayer.

"lounge suits"? I bet Walnuts would look positively fetching in a poly-double-knit number a la Carol Brady.

Does the Lord Rothschild wear a monocle or sport a jaunty handlebar moustache? Because if he does, then I think it's okay.

Paultards! To the Bat (shit) Cave!

You have no idea how fast a tin foil hat wearing Paultard can connect the dots between the Rothschilds, the Bilderberg Commission, the Illuminati and Prescott Bush.

They're like that stoner roommate in college who was way too good at the Kevin Bacon Game.

I thought a Rothschild was a type of candy. True? Not true?

This all has to do with the Holy Grail and McFisherKing's attempt to revitalize his seed so the family name doesn't die out. I hear at the fundraiser that McCrone wandered around muttering, "I told that crazy rabbi to stay out of Jerusalem for Passover."

in both of these cases, it's simply a matter of the candidates getting a lock on their bases. the rothschilds secure mccain the crucial ancient douchebag vote, whereas the elton john concert solidified clinton's standings with the old gays. and obama's basketball game w/ UNC secured him the "i like this guy because he doesn't make me question my stereotypical views on race" white person vote. there is nothing irregular about these campaign events.

@graceless: Yes, it was a candy popular in the 70's with the slogan "Not now, I'm in the middle of a Rothschild". And that's what Cindy said when John walked in unannounced.

Ah, I was right, according to Wikipedia, which is never wrong, both Rockefellers and Rothschilds are part of the secret group of puppetmasters controlling the world.

@graceless:
Only if secretive Jewish international bankers are sweet and tasty!

@norbizness: No worries: velcro wallets don't have room for all that many gold dubloons.

@norbizness: Only Dr. Congressman Paul can save us from (in order of ascending importance):

1. the Illuminati
2. the Bilderberger Society
3. the Tri Lateral Commission
4. the Masons
5. international bankers, including our own EVIL Federal Reserve of Badness
6. Jewish families who are MEMBERS OF ALL THE ABOVE!!!1!1111

I added the last one for personal effect. My uncle is a conspiracy theorist, and all of his conspiracy theories ultimately lead to the Jews for some reason or another. I wish he would move on to aliens or something, but he's pretty intent on that one.

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: Damnit, you beat me to it. For that, sir, I commend you.

The Rothchilds go waaay back, let me tell you. They started as a worldwide conspiracy back when Walnuts was in his mid-50s.

@jagorev:
The conspiracy is pretty kooky, yes, but this should be exactly the kind of noose Democrats use to hang Walnuts's wrinkly ass from.

If they had any balls at all, there'd be a shady 527 right now putting together TV commercials with images of the various Palais Rothschilds all over it....

Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.
Tony Giardino: So who's in this Pentavirate?
Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

If they can bring back British Leyland then I'm game.

You know what this Jewish banker conspiracy shit will lead us to, McCain's Rothchild Moment.

"I am a McCain. Hath not a McCain eyes? hath not a McCain hands, organs, dimensions, senses, drugs, affections, passions? fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Demrat is? If you prick us, do we not anally bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh till our plastic surgery fails? if you make fun of our thinning hair, do we not call you trollop and cunt? and if you wrong us, shall we not want motherfucking revenge with fists?"

Hell, he cowrote it with Willie.

...well, at least we know where Walnuts gets his dental work done!

Jewdicial Watch just doesn't seem to like anybody. (If you think Elton isn't a middle-aged Jewish woman from Poughkeepsie then you're missing the *real* global Heeb conspiracy.)

Taken from the ROTHSCHILD website:
"It is organised globally so that clients can obtain the assfucking and services they require wherever it suits them to assfuck. Through 40 offices in more than 30 countries, from the Americas through Europe to Australia, clients can access Rothschild assfucking expertise. It ranks amongst the world's largest privately-owned assfuckers."

@nicolsonde: Would that involve Jeremy Clarkson getting a post in the US Cabinet? Because I could get into that (although I suppose he'd have to write his newspaper columns in the liberal press here).

@NotNotLickingToads: I just realized that the last three chairmen of the Federal Reserve (Volcker, Greenspan, Bernanke) have been Jewish. Now Ron Paul's railing against the Fed's monetary policy makes a lot more sense.

@Doglessliberal: Actually, "peasant under glass".

@sezme: oh, you win.

The Rothschilds slumming? shocking!

Give McCain a break... it's becoming harder and harder to find people that acknowledge his existence, much less "like" him.

@Moleman: THANK YOU!

Charlie McKenzie: Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?

Stuart McKenzie: Because he puts an addictive chemical in his his chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly, smartass!

ha ha ha let's all keep making fun of clinton and obama ... this asshole will be president .. ha ha ha

@capitol-hillbilly: There is no chance in the name of hell itself that WALNUTS! will be President. His laundry is so damned dirty you can smell November from here. While I thought it might have been so for a fraction of two days... Bullshit. Complete bullshit.

@shortsshortsshorts:

You obviously don't live in Arizona. He is selling rooms at the ranch, including bar-be-que, for votes here.

They love that smell.

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: Cue Sarabande Suite for Harpsichord No. 4 in d minor, HWV 437...

@shanob: You can blame Goldwater for that.

Dean says Goldwater would agree with you, shortsshortsshorts...no way in hell he would ever support McNasty.

@NotNotLickingToads: Your uncle is closer to the truth than you might think, NotNot. All those organizations are actually one and the same, just with different levels of secrecy.

Wheels within wheels, my friend. Wheels within wheels.

I'm no Paultard, but the Bilderberg Group is a real organization. While I certainly don't suggest that they are some form of shadow government of the world - they are some extraordinarily wealthy individuals that have a remarkable capacity for a'meetin' and a'greetin' relative unknowns just before they have their big break into politcal stardom - eg. Georgie Peorgie, Harpster in Canada.

Just look for the on normal news site archives with Lexis - there is'nt much coverage, but it should be enough to pique your interest. Stay away from the looney bin smoke screens..but don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.

You comments re John McCain are fair and true, but why ruin your credibility with ignorant sweeping statements denigrating the British people,
"a nation populated entirely by decadent, incestuous polo players with "smart" accents and harelips -
What in hell is that supposed to mean?
Are saying that "all" Brits are like this ? because that's how it reads.
Pretty dumb thing to say, don't you think?
In reality most Brits are hard working people who, just like most people around the world are suffering at the hands of scum like the Rothchilds and their political lackys. The Rothchild family as well as the Rockerfellers and others were given their biggest boost by the USA, by people YOU allowed to achieve power. The stupid American people sit back drooling from their slack jaws while the people for whom they voted are helping this scum to reduce the rest of the world to feudalism.