DEMOCRATS  12:50 pm April 29, 2008

Hillary Replaces Bill With Gaffe-Proof Clinton Robot

by Ken Layne

My name is Talky Tina, and I'm going to kill you.
Hillary has a new “Clinton” on the campaign trail who is incapable of making terrible racist remarks, because it is a dead “balloon doll” that cannot say anything at all. Bill Clinton has been locked in some lunatic’s basement in Austria until Hillary somehow manages to take the nomination from Jeremiah Wright. [AP Photo]

 
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