Wonkette

It's no Mortal Kombat. Hell, it's not even Karate Master or Mike Tyson's Punch-Out. Where's Pizza Pasta or Bald Bull?

Clubber Bama sez: "No, I don't hate Clinton. I pity the fool, and I will destroy any woman who tries to take what I got!"

GAWD, I Love the Post!

I've never wanted to punch a 60-year-old woman so much.

Unfortunately, they took down their earlier "Eliot Spitzer shtupps Alexis Dupre" game.

Sweet Jeebus, this is hours of fine family fun.

Where's the game when we help guide Hillary through sniper fire?

Much like the actual campaign, Obama gets punched in the pussy.

@HalfGlassFull: Dammit! And just when I got the Eliot Spitzer White Socks plug-in!

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: I like how the puffs of dust add cinematic verite.

Finally, someone found a way to get Bill to put himself in Obama's shoes.

Is she really 5'8.5"? She looks much shorter.

"All you have to do is select a character and then click your mouse forever." Doesn't that basically sum up every blog on the intertubes?

@RuperttheBear: She's not defenseless, just look at those knockers! Okay, if these were really hers, she would get my vote... hear that Hils?

That was fun! The facial bruising is a nice touch.

I beat Hillary to a bloody pulp and I got a little turned on. Do I need help?

They should have put Hillary in a flashier pant suit. Navy blue does nothing for her.

What about those of us who were taught that it is just not right to hit a lady? Oh, right...never mind!

@edgydrifter:
That's my commenting m.o.

...shouldn't Hillary be wearing the BLUE gloves being that she is the undercover Republican?

...I demand that if the New York Post is going to advocate violence against women that Hillary at least be in a apron, pregnant and barefoot damn it!

Well of course Obama is going to win, he has 10 innches more reach than she does. That being said it sure felt good to beat the hell out of Hillaryous.

Whatever.

Next you'll be blaming Hillary for Vince Foster's death.

Oh wait...

Don't punch Hillary. It only encourages her.

@Canmon: That's her ass measurement.

@Canmon: 5'3" to 5'5"

Given that her official height seems to be 5'6", I'd guess 5'4".

And IMDB says she's 5'8½", which is as close to the truth as her Tuzla story. Or her explanation of her Iraq vote.

I'd give a lot to see their statistics for character selection.

@Monsieur_Grumpé: You want to beat her beyond the pulpy stage? I don't think the game has that feature.

Oh. wait. Nevermind.

God, I feel better.

This site is obviously skewed toward Obama. Hillary's banner doesn't have her web address on it. How are we going to know where her website is? I mean, it's not like she mentions it in every speech and debate.

After this morning's press conference with Chimpy McFlightsuit, playing "Bash the Dem" seems a little off topic.

Focus people, focus!

My 1984-era Centipede triple-tap button skills have been miraculously revived...to kick Hillz ass worse than a triple tag team of Apollo Creed, Clubber Lang, and Drago on the Eyetalian Stallion eva wuz...