Democrats Finally Moving En Masse To One Candidate

Except they aren’t moving to one candidate, and they never will. If we had to predict November at this point, we’d say that the Supreme Court will order John McCain to serve as president until the Democrats pick a nominee, and then they’ll order that John McCain serve a full term while he’s at it. In other decisive poll news, a CNN “poll of polls” released Friday shows the two tied at 45% apiece in Indiana. Dagnabbit. [Gallup, CNN]