Get Well Soon, Jim Lehrer!

The News Hour is one of the few news shows we actually watch.Lovable PBS anchor Jim Lehrer hasn’t been on his show lately because he was busy getting his heart re-plumbed with various valves and nozzles. Word has it the procedure went smoothly and he will be back in a few weeks. Wonkette congratulates him on his new Robot Heart and wishes him a speedy recovery. You, the reader, may write to him here! [PBS]

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