Here's a Solution: Sell Florida And Michigan To Paultards

Jiminy crickets, the DNC is going to have more hearings on May fucking 31 to decide the status of Michigan and Florida's delegates. They are going to sit around in a stack of burning hobbit carcases and drink Sprite and think about whether they should seat the states' superdelegates and half of their plebeian delegates. The delegates have declared that standing room will not suffice. [ Ben Smith ]