The most exciting event of the century, the current century and the last one too, is on the Internet's teevee right now: Barack Obama meeting with the INDIANAPOLIS STAR'S EDITORIAL BOARD, HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA! See how well we sell that shit? You Hopefarts can watch the live feed after the jump. He just said we can't be "patsies" in trade with China! What a FUR-BRAIN.
He looks ungodly tired:
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...this nice guy thing is starting wear thin.
My God, it's soooo irritating that he keeps saying that Americans have a "core decency."
Is it just commonly accepted that on the outside, we are all just a bitterly rotting, superficial, hate-filled shells?
...I said COMMONLY ACCEPTED...
...just call her a filthy trollop whore that wears ugly overpriced pant-suits that she bought from an elitist department store (Nordstrom's) while on a pity binge after her husband screwed the Columbian house keeper!
16:37 - 'mccain is in the south right now, trying to convince people he's not racist'
@AngryBlakGuy:
Reprise:
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God I hate that heifer.
**I for one am going to be kissing Obama's ass and voting for him as many times as possible because the very thought of listening to his opponent, Senator Sniper-Bait, for four years makes me want to go AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH. (Walnutz will fade fast once people realize that he's not just nappin. That's how fast he moves when he's awake!)
This was a reminder why debates DO NOT NEED TO HAPPEN. I think I've heard all of his arguments at least 300 times, and it is making me hate him. Stop talking, more photos of you being skinny and attractive next to people that look like they're my family members (except my family is racist and think that Barry is a Muslim, so no pictures with them...)
@FloraWay: My family is all racists too and they all voted for Barry. But I could go the rest of my natural life without hearing policy wonk crap coming off the pantsuit. Her voice kills me a little inside with every word. It's like listening to fat people eating while mouthbreathing.
I thought he did very well. Stayed on policy. Didn't call Hillary a lying ho-bag or McCain a decaying addled corpse. Used some charm. He even scratched himself, which is something I do all the time!
@ProblemWithCaring: Programmer-speak: "core dump"
"Yup, we don't care much for people from Illinois. Yup."
True story of a conversation between two members of my family:
Person A: That Osama, Obama, whatever... you know he's not even really black?
Person B: So... if he was dating your daugter you'd say he was white?
Person A: No, I mean he's an African! I don't know why the blacks here love him so much--he isn't one of them--it's all just an act. I think he's dangerous.
Person B: Would it really make any differnce to you if he was plain-old Barry Bama, black dude from Chicago? Would you vote for him then?
Person A: No.
Person B: Why are we talking about this agian?
@AngryBlakGuy:
I'm with you! It's time that he started powder, pimp slappin some hoez around there!!!
@Lionel Hutz Esq.:
Huh? & we don't care about y'all either! So take that!
@Dernyul: Oh, mine are all Rush Limbaugh listening racists. My uncle is convinced that Barry is a secret Muslim, and communist. And my grandpa LOVES Dick Cheney.
But my parents are huge Barry supporters.
My charming downstate Illinois grandmother, a woman who commonly uses "jew" as a verb, voted for Barack Obama.
@AngryBlakGuy: if those pantsuits came from anything better than fashion bug, she should get a refund.
@ladymacbeth: What makes you think she's ever paid for anything? Silly.
@FloraWay:
Did you tell your grandpa that Obama is Dick Cheneys cousin?
yep. And Brad Pitt.
@FloraWay: Many of my old family members are racist as well. My great aunt (who's almost 90) actually called Barry the n-word and said she was voting for that hideous excuse for a woman Hitlery. Sometimes I wish women's lib and suffrage hadn't happened. I still love my great aunt, but once you get that old and senile (and even bitter), your privelage to vote should be revoked.
Is he traveling through outer space or am I a bit late to the party?
He looks really stretched thin. He needs to get an illegal prescription to xanax to help bring him down from the meth.
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