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Since his first choice for President didn't work out and now spends his days angrily catfighting with James Carville on CNN, President Josiah "Martin Estevez Sheen" Bartlet has found solace in the arms of Barack Obama. But just like his old crush Bill Richardson, he is afraid that former "Real President" Bill Clinton will be mad at him — so he made his announcement overseas in England where none of the English-speaking public would let slip this shocking revelation.
On The Graham Norton Show, Sheen said, "Both Obama and Clinton came to me for support ... I haven't said this publicly before but I'm an Obama supporter. Bill Clinton loved The West Wing and still calls me the President, so I have to be careful."
Thanks to Secret Limey Wonkette Operative "Lucy" for bringing this very important news to our attention, writing, "He said he didn't want it getting out because Bill Clinton was a fan and he didn't want to offend. So why he said it on tv then is anyone's guess."
Martin Sheen Tells Graham Norton Who He Backs As President [Unreality Primetime]
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Al Gore?
Gay Santa?
Resemblance?
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Martin Sheen is also a 9/11 Truther.
@DaveBowman: 9/11's are just sci fi geeks who happened to skim a new paper once, which makes them not so different from Tony Snow, which means they should get cancer.
On Wiki, Martin is listed as a member of the 9/11 truth movement. A fake president who thinks the real president faked 9/11....I'm not sure the fairy tale presidential hopeful ....well, just never get out of the boat, Barry!
Wish these Hollywood assholes would shut up and just write some checks.
Awww, that's the most adorable endorsement statement ever.
I heart Josiah Bartlet. The Clintons will forgive.
Sheen said, "Both Obama and Clinton came to me for support..."
Either they don't know the difference between a real president and an actor, or they don't think the American people do. Either way, that's pretty damn pathetic.
Is Bill Clinton the abusive boyfriend of every public figure who endorses Obama?
Well Bartlett and Obama have the sneaked cigarette thing going...
Bill probably reminds him of Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now. Totally lost it.
My other favorite Martin Sheen role is a tiny one, Catch-22. Absurdity of war and all that.
And the right-wingers will swiftboat Ramon Estevez in 3...2...
West Wing. I just don't get it. What's the fascination with this show? It's a dreamworld, people. Like pretending Velveeta is prime Vermont cheddar.
Looks like Barack has the whole California Latino vote in the hope chest now!
Why hasn't the black president from "24" endorsed Obama? Oh shit, I forgot.
Shouldn't Gina Davis endorse Hillary now?
Well stick a fork in her...when you can't get a former, fake, President's endorsement, it's over. Not that it makes any difference to Hills, she's on a roll!
Bartlett endorses Santos. Why am I not surprised?
Yeah, but is he a Martinist ?
He said it on Graham Norton,so it's obviously bullshit to get Gordon all atwitter.
Josiah Bartlett is a superdelegate, right? Otherwise, why do I care?
The Ginger or Mary Anne question for the politically elite Ramon Estevez afficianados who prefer fiction to reality: Bartlett the President from the West Wing or AJ MacInerney from the American President?
What's that you say you one upper from the Sheen fan club? Sheen as RFK. Consider me trumped.
And obviously... Ginger.
So McCrone got Bush, and Obama got Josiah Bartlett -- that means Hillary's the only one without a fake presidential endorsement.
@SayItWithWookies: Paula Abdul.
@shortsshortsshorts: That could pull some of the pharmaceutically-dependent demographic away from the McCain camp.
@TheMac: Clintons, forgive? What have you been smoking? Share.
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Hillary's "Yes We Will" epic fail.
@DaveBowman: I just noticed one of the Hillarytards was holding his Hillary sign upside down.
I know what you're thinking. "Jesus Christ, this woman is such an embarrassment to the dignity of humanity itself." And you would be right.
Sara K. Smith,
Does this make him a fake superdelegate as well? Now, I have to wait to see if his fake wife (Stockard Channing) agrees. Pity if they cancel each other out. Poor Barack, the bad news just keeps coming.
Sincerely and respectfully,
Mr-Clark
Martin Sheen has always been political and he's from Ohio.
Who is Marty's son Repoman Estevez endorsing?
@graceless: I was under the belief that Clinton was still kissing superdelegate ass.
@san antone rose: Or pretending the United States is a functioning democracy.
And who is Charlie Sheen endorsing, anyhow? Isn't he the Sheen that matters to the "young people" who vote for Barry?
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