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Wait, he puts his arms around our white women? Oh hell no, destroy him!

my girlfriend's family is from north carolina and i have to say it's full of bigoted motherfuckers.
but then again, i am latino and i'm fucking one of their hot white women, so maybe they have a point.

...they are essentially encouraging Republicans to vote for Hillary because it is an OPEN PRIMARY!

@metropolitan: ...hi-five, for fukking hot white women!

@AngryBlakGuy: ...oops, correction not open primary, meant to say same day registration to change parties

@metropolitan: I feel your pain. My boyfriend is from southern/western North Carolina, and there's nothing like two dudes attending a Baptist pancake breakfast together.

Actually, it was a small town, and most people knew him, so they were really cool. I, however, felt like I had a target on my back the entire time.

X-Treme!!!

X-TREME!!!

They obvy don't totes overstand the youth demographic. X-TREME is 90s version of RAD!

Besides, how could people refuse to vote for a dude called "Dick More." I mean, you may high five for fucking white chicks. I high five for Dick More.

The lady at the end of the video is soooo Larry Craig in drag.

Also, am I alone is setting that "Goddamn America" clip as my ringtone?

@Rev. Peter Lemonjello: I sing it while getting out of the shower and ready to face the day.

I don't have headphones but I will tell you how the video goes.

Rev. Wright: "GOD DAMN AMERICA! GOD DAMN AMERICA!"

Announcer: "Hmm...which side do you think liberal Barack Hussein Obama would have supported in the War of Northern Aggression?"

Larry Craig in drag: "I'm one blonde lady Barack Osama will never defile."

...geez, still no O.J. comparison?! Im kinda disappointed, I figured if it was going to be used in any state it would be N.Carolina(and pretty much every other red state)!

@Rev. Peter Lemonjello: Oh my God I was thinking the exact same thing! But then I was thinking Malcolm X "This isn't DEMocracy, this is HYPocrisy" would be a tad classier. And then I was thinking I should stay on the smug non-ringtone-having elitist team.

@AngryBlakGuy: Fortunately this exists:

[answers.yahoo.com]

Extreeeeeme kayaking!

Obviously Democrats should always do exactly what Republicans and Fox News say, because deep in their hearts they want the best for Democrats.

Yeah, but for the past 200 years, North Carolina voters have supported slavery.

He wouldn't have been Hillary's pastor, no sirree Bob.

@elburrito: ...shit, isn't it still legal there?

NCGOP Lady at the end: "I am so filled with unacknowledged rage that my asshole has turned inside out. Vote GOP, ya'll."

Harold...call me.

@NotNotLickingToads: Another great place to sing it is standing in line at the DMV while casually reading the Koran.

@ronaldpagan: Why do you hate America?

@greatgooglymoogly: Dude, 50 years ago, all Plath and head in the oven. I'm telling you.

Guilt by association...then McCain is a political whore and Hillary sleeps around.

This is shocking from the state which elected Jesse Helms for 8,000 years.

@Rev. Peter Lemonjello: The white women aren't as hot as they used to be. (See above)

@EnBuenOra: Obama is "too extreme," whereas Jesse Helms was "just extreme enough."

Just ask Vince Foster... oh wait...

You know, the first few times it is kinda jarring to see Rev. Wright damn America. But now...ehhh.

I'm starting to say it every time I can't find my keys.

Did that woman come here from 1984?

@AngryBlakGuy: Voters could change their registration until April 11th. Unaffiliated voters can vote in either party's primary. You can also switch your registration if you vote on the spot up until a few days before the primary. Don't ask me why.

And they could've saved the production money and just ran the "white hands" add again for old-time's sake.

[sbi2.jus.state.nc.us]

"Hate Crime: Currently Unavailable."

Was that The Church Lady at the end?

@AngryBlakGuy: I'm an Asian guy who's fucking a hot white woman from New Hampshire, which must be why voted for Hillary. Sorry, guys.

@spangledangel: More like Vicki Lawrence in "Mama's Family." Or Rue McClanahan in bad drag.

I lived in North Carolina for eight years, and its really not so bad. The state has plenty of crazy black preachers, former Weatherman terrorists, and others likely to support Obama (and I love them all). That the Republicans are trying to tar Bev Perdue and Richard Moore with Jeremiah Wright is friggin hilarious.

According to this story [ap.google.com] , McCain has asked them not to run the ad. So, we've had "The Pledge" and "The Turn," I guess "The Prestige" will be Matthews, Russert, Broder, and all other manner of douchebag wetting themselves in delight over this Maverickosity.

@norbizness: ...that wet spot on Chris Matthews pants isn't urine.

well, I had a conversation this a.m. with a crazy right wing motherfucker who told me Obama's was a philosophy of hopelessness derived from Rev. Wright and he took his children to imbibe that hate! Why don't niggers love us was his plea; what did we ever dop to them. Why can't they all be happy niggers. I thought it explained the PA results. My response:"they ain't happy." Look for payback.

Same smear bullshit the NC GOP always does. I actually worked on Harvey Gantt's campaign, a great candidate (who happened to be black) that went up against good ol' Jesse Helms. Back then, it was an TV spot that showed a pair of white hands crumpling a job rejection notice. Now, Barack is "too extreme" for NC. You don't need a decoder ring to figure out what they're talking about.

@Dernyul: The use of "X-TREME" might be a non too subtle shout out to those who remember Malcolm X. I'm just guessing.

@jagorev: Haha, we know you're kidding. That's never been recorded in the wild!

@23_Skidoo: (close-up of a lady's hands) You wanted that job... but some upstart nigra done came and took it away (pull back to reveal Hillary Clinton, a single tear streaming down her face).

Will sea cucumbers be allowed to vote or are they still second class citizens in the Tar Heel State?

Malcom X-Treme.

By any dope ass means necessary.

North Carolina is starting to act more and more like its southern counterpart that seceded from the union oh so long ago. I say we cut off both Carolinas so they can form their own "whites only" island.

Well, it's nice to get to know Linda Daves so I can tell her: You are an extreme cunt.

@NBAWRITER1: Thats what WALNUTS! said.

I thought the NCGOP ad was bad.

+ Watch video

They tried to silence the "...it's in the Bible" part. Hmmmm... I wonder why...

Just once, I'd like the O-man to grow a pair and speak forcefully on this topic.

Something like:

"Reverend Wright has been unfairly characterized, based on a few ill-considered comments. I'd like to tell you something about him that you don't know.

"In 1961, he heard the new President say "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." Jerry Wright heard that call and answered it, interrupting his college education and signing up for two tours of duty as a medic in the Marine Corps, which had only just desegregated. He served in Viet Nam with distinction.

"He was so good at his job that he was among those who performed surgery upon President Lyndon Johnson. After his Marine Corps hitch, Jerry Wright decided to dedicate the rest of his life to his church, where he has been a highly effective advocate for the poor, the hungry, the homeless and the perpetually disadvantaged.

"So, compared to his life history, George Stephanopoulous and Charlie Gibson, just what gives you the right to villify this great man? What have you done that compares?

"George Bush, Dick Cheney, Paul Wolfowitz, Richard Perle and all the other chickenhawks who orchestrated this tragic war didn't answer their nation's call and aren't fit to shine this guy's shoes.

"Now, I've said all I'm going to on the topic of this man who has served his country so well. Anybody want to make something out of it, meet me out back in five minutes and I'll drop your dick in the dirt, you spineless fuckin' toadies!"

My guess: no takers. Not a one.

And no more "Reverend Wright" questions, ever again.

@Canuckledragger:

Amen, brother!

My Aunt Ruby is in her mid 80's. and a few months ago we talked about the primaries over the phone. Here in East TN, it's always an oasis of freedom to find a Democrat with whom to commensurate. She is also Catholic, (since she married a Pennsylvanian baseball player) which also makes her an "ethnic white" as well as blue collar. When I asked her who she was supporting, she said, "I've made it this far without voting for a Nigger, and I sure don't plan on starting now".

Aunt Ruby is the epitome of Hillary's base. Maybe when the Pope was here, he should have worn one of those fancy collars that was a nice blue and white gingham, and served Pabst and pretzels for the Eucharist.

@SalfDC:

How were the pancakes?

@ norbizness
nice one,very nice, poor hillary

also, now walnuts gets to be all so nice and noble, so he gets points for that too, that karl rove is one tricky bastard

This shows you why they say the NCGOP is the NCDP's greatest asset.

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