Hillary Clinton Also Worships Satan

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Hail Satan!All presidents and all presidential family members worship Satan, so it’s no surprise that Drudge currently has this lovely photo of Hillary Clinton making the “Hook ’em Horns” heavy metal hand gesture that proves allegiance to the God of Politics, Satan. Let’s look at all the presidents praising their Satanic Majesty, after the jump.

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Oh look, it’s George Bush Junior and his bearded boyfriend, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. One worships the Christian Devil, and the other worships the Muslim Devil — <a href=same exact devil!

Happy 9/11, Satan!
Here’s GWB giving a “lo five” to his True Father, Satan, at the 9/11 anniversary.

Ooooh, devil boy is angry!
Here’s devil boy in Bulgaria, giving a shout out to the local Satanists.

Stay classy, Laura!
Oh hi, Laura Bush. Yes, we get it, you killed your boyfriend, and “the big guy downstairs” took care of it. Go Longhorns!

Hail Satan, mom!
And here’s nice Chelsea Clinton, rocking the upside-down Satanic Cross. No wonder she is always in gay bars!

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  • happy bunny personal checks

    Wow this is hilarious! Well done with the picture! I also do a lot of that hand signal but I don’t worship Satan! I love the Lord and I fear the Lord. Just because that hand signal was popularized by Ronnie James Dio doesn’t mean it’s evil! What if I say that pointing a finger on somebody else is bad because the other 3 are pointing back at you? it’s just how you interpret things and by the way, these are great Photoshopped pictures! Great job! I would be happy to put these on my Happy Bunny Personal Checks !

  • mjazzguitar

    I think like two links worked.