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hasn't michael nutter realized that throughout this whole campaign all the black dudes who support hillary eventually end up switching, supporting obama and looking like a bunch of dummies?

"Mission Accomplished".

If I believed in hell, I'd now know where I am going after I die...

Bill sayz: Hillary's campaign is more important than my presidentin'.

I agree, but not in the good way.

"Say what you will, I STILL did not have sex with that woman. I did NOT say that Obama played the race card against me in SC, even though it's on tape. There WAS sniper fire in Bosnia, Sinbad will now swear to it now that we're fixing his little tax problem. And I promise not to diss your state until tomorrow, and then only if the vote doesn't go Hillary's way!"

ZOmg teh cameraman is flipping you off at 1:36!1!!!!11!

Also, isn't it weird that Chels introduces her dad as "President Bill Clinton"? I mean, come on now.

@Dave J.: How about the President formerly known as Bill Clinton?

Okay, that's about as close to a Nazi rally as I want to be, ever. All that's missing is the ubiquitous "Seig HEIL!"

A capella music makes me want to get all stabby.

@metropolitan: Probably. I ran into a ton of staff from his office at the Obama rally on Independence Mall.

@queeraselvis: Vote for Hillary. The trains will run on time...

Chelsea Clinton: a victim of early-onset Seal Clapping Syndrome (SCS).

What did lefty protestors/activists DO before the "what do we want? ______! When do we want it? Now!" chant and the "Give me a H! Give me an I! Give me a L!...." type of chants were invented? Did they just walk around mumbling?

I love that Tim and Eric Afscme Show on the Cartoon Network, and am glad they had some fans at the Clitnon rally.

does liz keep zooming in on that hot camera guy?

You think Hillary ever waxes poetic to Bill about the "things [they're] going to do together"?

she's totally putting on weight. this is unappealing in a president.

@Dave J.:
They hired German anarchists to light comically round bombs.

@Walden3: And/or Marine Animal Syphilis.

I don't think Hillary waxes anything connected to Bill.

I don't think Hillary has waxed in years... or ever.

Who is the microphone lady with the short dark hair, dark glasses? Local news? Looks a bit like SKS is supposed to look. :p

@Dave J.:
We invented catchy nick names like "Old Kinderhook" or , and had to endure such taunting nick names as "Fainting Frank", in reference to Franklin Pierce (second worst President ever).

man, who is this woman, she acts like a psychopath, just like obama. man, mcain ya'll for president in 2000. man you guys are just full of yourselves. go to eharmony.com

man, who's running this website. they are a bunch of dorks.