This World Should Be Taken Out Back, Like In A Shed Or Something, Blown Up, Repackaged Into Shrapnel Cakes And Sold To Martians For Three Cents Apiece

Old News

• Ghost Of Breitbart Convinced That Obama Will Drop Out Of The Presidential Race
• ‘BudgetTravel.com’ Joins War On Christians
• Mitt Romney Says Something, CNN Writes it Down
• Let’s All Get Gay Married On A Base On The Moon
• Welcome To Miami Beach, Urban Kids, Now Go To Jail
• New York Assemblyman Wants You To Sign Your Mean Internet Posts About New York Assemblymen
• Veepstakes! Romney Hero Meg Whitman Out-Bains Bain Capital, Slashes 27,000 Jobs At HP
• The Wonkette Geopoliticker: You’ve Come A Lilongwe, Malawi!