This World Should Be Taken Out Back, Like In A Shed Or Something, Blown Up, Repackaged Into Shrapnel Cakes And Sold To Martians For Three Cents Apiece

Old News

• Who Would Win In A Barfight: Joe The Plumber Or Joe The Biden?
• Ungrateful West Philly African Americans Inhospitable To Poor Mitt Romney
• Iran’s Navy Saves American Ship From Pirates, We Are All Best Friends Now Hooray!
• Spain Takes Break From Economic Woes to Laugh at Rick Scott
• Levi Johnston Broke After Squandering Playgirl Pay On Boats And Guns And Stuff
• Ghost Of Breitbart Convinced That Obama Will Drop Out Of The Presidential Race
• ‘BudgetTravel.com’ Joins War On Christians
• Mitt Romney Says Something, CNN Writes it Down