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All I heard from that was:
"Bliz blam whiz wuzz Ron Paul. Blah blah lah dee da Ron Paul. Ron Paul. Ron Paul. Ron Paul."

Who did their ad guy work for? The Unitarians?

More Wonkette operatives call that number please. Wonkette readers need to know more about this enigma.

How does this guy get all the hippie (Ralph Nader) vote? How does he celebrate 4-20 anyway?

Here in Pennsylvania, there is much more signage for Paul than both Dems combined. I guess his congressional district is one of those gerrymandered ones that snakes around some.

Great ad but who's the candidate? I didn't catch the name.

@moondancer: Very true, except for the Islet of Obama that is the Main Line (excepting Gladwyne). Once you get out past Wayne it's all Ron Paul, all the time.

@Tawmn: Three words: New World Order. My brother is a Paultard, I hear about it much more than I'd like.

Is it true that he's received more donations from active military personnel than all other candidates combined? Thank god we've got only the best and the brightest in our armed forces.

the real sign that ron paul's campaign is dead is that fact that wonkette readers barely bother to click on paultard posts and don't even bother to make snarky comments about them.

@portlandsmart_ass: Why do you hate America so much?

@wheelie: It's Doctor Congressman President Emperor of the Constitution Ron Paul (I just love the sound of all those titles together. It gives me such a cozy feeling.)

@superfectablog:
So my home town of Berwyn is behind enemy (Paultard) lines? Noooooo!

Ron Paul is very quickly becoming as batty as Lyndon LaRouche... which means he'll make a great Simpsons joke in about 2 years.

"Ron Paul will be on the ballot tomorrow, if you want to vote for him."

Will there be boffing?

"Jalteck (55 minutes ago)
It will be Ron Paul. Nobody wants more big government, except slaves..."

WHAAAATT???!!!???

Those wacky Paultards. Did they mention it was a closed primary? Unless he's on the democratic ticket, only registered republicans can vote for him.

And all the registered Republicans already switched their voter reg to Democrat so they can vote for Hillary and then handily defeat her in November with Grumpy Old Men: The Sequel.

@FloraWay: Wow... I'm sorry. Patchouli and Republicans--who knew?

@FloraWay: I, too, lost all my friends and family to Paultardation/NewWorldOdor-phobia. At long last, I packed my knapsack, hung it on a stick, and quietly departed, never to return. Then I found Wonkette's beacon of snark at the end of the burrow. JN, never give up the War on Paultards.

Some of you fake Republicans should bone up on the facts:

- McCain was considering switching to Democrat a while back. I say, don't let the door hit you on your ass..

- He's got 'reconquista' supporter Juan Hernandez on his motley crew of one-worlder hippies and Marxists

- His speech before the WAC (the state version of the CFR) just about conceded us to the NAU and the UN.

- Face it, McCain is a one-world UN suck up scumbag with a temper no less and I pray he will collapse every day.

He should only have one ounce of the character that Ron Paul possesses.

McCain is the reason we have no Republican party anymore.

McCain for Change!!!!!!!!!!!! McCain and Obama! Yeah that's the ticket.

I have to laugh at people calling Paul a 'hippie'.

McCain is the one who has hired Democrats and illegal Mexican supporters on his staff.

He is also one who was considering party switch.

His running mate will likely be Joe Lieberman

I hope there are riots at the convention to stop this.

@keram2:
Becoming?

I would say it was safe to assume one is a nutter once they start hanging out with folks like Willis "the Holocaust did not happen" Carto.

If I couldn't torture Paultards on the Internet, I would have to find a suitable substitute (like stomping 3 week-old kittens into the sidewalk).

Please - think of the kittens.

@NH4RonPaul: Oh Goodness yes! There's nothing this country needs more than tax cuts and increased military spending.

Paid for in Ameros, I assume.

I think Ron Paul and his Patriotic Liberty Freedom Followers of the Constitution have had their day in the sun on the net. It's going to be hard for them to gain supporters in the next elections the same way they did on the net during 2008. So once again, the Libertarian party is swept into a corner not to be heard from for 20+ years.

Maybe next cycle, it will be the Green partys turn.