Wonkette

This is Ashley Zais, the 2007 Miss South Carolina and a graduate of some college called “Wofford.” That’s great! Unfortunately, however, she’s evil and will be working for Team McCain as the national intern coordinator. Sweet criminy, Where do we sign up? We’d bring this pretty gal some hot coffee any day and then kind of see where it goes. And for the record, Zais is a different Miss South Carolina than the famous retard. [Jonathan Martin]