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That picture just cries out for the Perez Hilton "jizz-on-the-face" Microsoft Paint treatment.

Anyone? Anyone? I have a Mac.

The Paultards have officially fapped themselves out of reality. Ron Paul might as well be the front-runner against Nixon for all they care.

sounds like they're saying ron paul was giving bill head, not lewinsky

Ron "Hood Rat" Paul supporters sure are persistent.

It's like two skanks having a catfight in a smoky bar because one disrespected the other. Meanwhile, all the spectators with the Slayer T-shirts have banged both of them on the pinball machine at one time or another.

That's the best picture of Hillary I've seen in a while. Maybe she can get some Paultards on her staff. I hear they work for gold chocolate coins and sugar free Snapple.

I'm just waiting for today's Clinton stunt. The "Hillary tear" or "Bill threat-of-"If she don't win Pencilvainya, this is probly it" or maybe it will be Chelsea's turn.

Yes, it should be Chelsea's turn. But will she be seen shopping for wedding dresses (OMG White House WEDDING!), injured while campaigning (cuz she luvs momma SO MUCH), or giving out some hedgefund dollars to buy last minute airtime in a crucial market?

I'm sorry; I've gotten off-topic.

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I will say this: the "bitch" posters not withstanding, the snark factor of some of the signs is way up this year.

Vote against sloppy seconds?

Arggggh. This doesn't even MAKE FUCKING SENSE. Agggggg. Paultards. You give me a headache with your incomprehensible bullshit.

I need some HeadOn to apply directly to the forehead. (repeat 18x)

As Obama said the other day, if it were easy to make a mark on the world, everyone would be doing it.

@CatsRule:

+ Watch video

Here's the video if anyone's interested.

...Jesus Christ! Why is her hand so big in that photo? It looks like she could PALM her own head.

Ron Paul: the Write-In Candidate for People Who Need to be Thinned from the Herd.

...their parents must have cut their Ritalin dosage or something because the PaulTards have been making even less sense as of late.

If I didn't already dislike Paultards, the way they just made me think of Hillary Clinton's semen-filled vagina would have sealed it.

You can't spell CLASSY without RON PAUL.

That ad is printed on unconstitutional paper. Shame on whichever Paultard did this. Back to the basement for you...

@shortsshortsshorts:
True Ron Paul supporters print their signs on vellum.

Actually, you can't spell PORN LUAU without RON PAUL.

@NBAWRITER1: URON PAL

Seven-of-Nine (see link to pic) actually kind of looks like Hillary Clinton

I like that they used ron paul stickers to affix the flyer because you know somewhere some sad son of a bitch bought a about a million of those bad larry's in hopes of cashing in on the revolution. Also can you really call a failed semi populist movement a revolution, isn't that just a jimmy buffet concert with an articulated ideology?

Ron Who? Whotards?

@4Cats: If you think Jeri Ryan looks like Hillz, then your eye surgeon most have lazed beer goggles onto your corneas.

@officejob9000: You have to remember that there is no "cash" for Paultards. The stickers were bought in weighted gold and sold according to their DOMESTIC value, which is not at all contingent on the global market because it does not exist, office job.

@Ken Layne: can you promise us this will be their last stand? Pretty please?

and @NBAWRITER1@ Beer ain't strong enough, pal. I think we are talking mescaline goggles.

Are they advocating that people write in RP on the Dem ballots? Because that is truly an optimistic person who thinks that might happen.

I've actually seen way more Ron Paul signs in the Philly area than McCain or Clinton signs. Maybe having more signs makes you lose in Pennsylvania. If so, watch out for a late Alan Keyes surge.

I'm confused by "sloppy seconds". Does this mean that Hilz was screwed by Bill first and the country will be screwing her second? In which case, eeeeewwwww. Or that Hilz will be screwing the country second? In which case, eeeeewwww. Oh, wait, I forgot these are Paultards. No logic required.

@Cicada: Virgins making sexual references always results in confusion and/or stupidity.