Wonkette

Rowr! That’s the bottom half of Friday’s Philadelphia Gay News, the catty publication that once devoted half of its front page to a blank column symbolizing Obama’s fake-love of whiteness, or hatred of the Gays, or something. Obama has gone 1,500+ (million!) days without talking to this gay newspaper and that’s why he has syphilis, the end. [Philadelphia Gay News via Philadelphia Will Do]