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BREAKING: HOT DISH SARAH PALIN GIVES BIRTH, KID HAS WEIRD NAME

Ding ding ding, the bun’s out of the oven! “America’s Hottest Governor” and the one and only GILF of Alaska, Sarah Palin, has delivered her fifth child and second son! Here is the statement from the Governor’s office about their new boy, which they have awkwardly named Trig Paxson Van Palin. “Trig is beautiful and already adored by us. We knew through early testing he would face special challenges, and we feel privileged that God would entrust us with this gift and allow us unspeakable joy as he entered our lives. We have faith that every baby is created for good purpose and has potential to make this world a better place. We are truly blessed.” Congrats to Sarah, her husband, and Trigger Von Bill Paxton Palin. Enjoy making No. 6, Mr. Palin! [Alaska Report]


5:25 PM on Fri April 18 2008
By Jim Newell
55823 Views

  1. The 3-Legged Man says at 11:53 pm, June 30th, 2008

    After 5 kids she still looks like she’s in her early 20’s. If she had decent legs she’d be perfect, but those things are like tree trunks.

  2. teebob2000 says at 11:02 am, July 10th, 2008

    Check out those luscious legs!!

    http://bp2.blogger.com/_5QejQ4yGcos/R8a_bnwMEqI/AAAAAAAABGY/XzY0Q9ytsFA/s400/Palin+gams.jpg

    And the governor’s ain’t bad either!

    Thanks, enjoy the buffet!

  3. columnv says at 6:44 pm, August 29th, 2008

    She’s the president of horrible names: “The Palins have four other children including Track, 18, Bristol , 17, Willow , 13 and Piper, 7.”

  4. Chuckie Jesus says at 7:20 pm, August 29th, 2008

    Dammit, I don’t want to hear nothin’ else about us black women giving our children stupid names for, like, EVER.

  5. columnv: [i]Vice[/i] president.

  6. ing: epic fail on the comment faux-HTML.

  7. Beezling says at 9:32 pm, August 29th, 2008

    Come on people, this baby was born for Anagrams!

    Vaginal Tax Spin Porn - Combine twister, nudity and February 15 and what do you get?

    Nix Vagrant Snail Pox - Vagrant Snail Pox, a scourge we must eradicate

    Ox Plans Raping in Vat - Just stay out of that vat, brother.

  8. Thank God - she could have given the baby some strange Islamic sounding name like - I don’t know - Barack Obama (the initials are BO - geez something stinks). What a bunch of petty people you all are!!!!

  9. Beezling says at 6:50 pm, August 30th, 2008

    No, just me.

    And that Snail Pox one has two X’s, so I screwed up somewhere. Nix that one.

  10. Oscar Folsom Cleveland says at 12:45 am, August 31st, 2008

    this is soooooooooooooooo exciting!!!!

    who is she?

  11. Rev. Dr. Billy Bob says at 6:52 pm, August 31st, 2008

    You godless heathen libruls will prob’ly be publishin’ some SWIMSUIT photos of her from when she was in the Miss Alaska Pageant. … well … we’re WAITING . . . .

  12. Has anyone checked to see if her daughter had abstinence only education?

  13. Special Agent Jack Mehoff says at 1:43 am, September 2nd, 2008

    Hey, wait a second! Howcome there ain’t a bunch of teenage boys standing up and speaking out on behalf of abstinence only education? I mean, if it’s so ineffective and all other variables being equal, that should translate to more action all around for them.

  14. Lamb Cannon says at 2:52 pm, September 2nd, 2008

    You leave Van Palin out of this!

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