BREAKING: HOT DISH SARAH PALIN GIVES BIRTH, KID HAS WEIRD NAME

Ding ding ding, the bun's out of the oven! "America's Hottest Governor" and the one and only GILF of Alaska, Sarah Palin, has delivered her fifth child and second son! Here is the statement from the Governor's office about their new boy, which they have awkwardly namedTrig Paxson Van Palin. "Trig is beautiful and already adored by us. We knew through early testing he would face special challenges, and we feel privileged that God would entrust us with this gift and allow us unspeakable joy as he entered our lives. We have faith that every baby is created for good purpose and has potential to make this world a better place. We are truly blessed." Congrats to Sarah, her husband, and Trigger Von Bill Paxton Palin. Enjoy making No. 6, Mr. Palin! [ Alaska Report ]