TOP  5:25 pm April 18, 2008

BREAKING: HOT DISH SARAH PALIN GIVES BIRTH, KID HAS WEIRD NAME

by Jim Newell

Ding ding ding, the bun’s out of the oven! “America’s Hottest Governor” and the one and only GILF of Alaska, Sarah Palin, has delivered her fifth child and second son! Here is the statement from the Governor’s office about their new boy, which they have awkwardly named Trig Paxson Van Palin. “Trig is beautiful and already adored by us. We knew through early testing he would face special challenges, and we feel privileged that God would entrust us with this gift and allow us unspeakable joy as he entered our lives. We have faith that every baby is created for good purpose and has potential to make this world a better place. We are truly blessed.” Congrats to Sarah, her husband, and Trigger Von Bill Paxton Palin. Enjoy making No. 6, Mr. Palin! [Alaska Report]

 

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{ 15 comments }

The 3-Legged Man June 30, 2008 at 11:53 pm

After 5 kids she still looks like she’s in her early 20′s. If she had decent legs she’d be perfect, but those things are like tree trunks.

teebob2000 July 10, 2008 at 11:02 am

Check out those luscious legs!!

http://bp2.blogger.com/_5QejQ4yGcos/R8a_bnwMEqI/AAAAAAAABGY/XzY0Q9ytsFA/s400/Palin+gams.jpg

And the governor’s ain’t bad either!

Thanks, enjoy the buffet!

columnv August 29, 2008 at 6:44 pm

She’s the president of horrible names: “The Palins have four other children including Track, 18, Bristol , 17, Willow , 13 and Piper, 7.”

Chuckie Jesus August 29, 2008 at 7:20 pm

Dammit, I don’t want to hear nothin’ else about us black women giving our children stupid names for, like, EVER.

ing August 29, 2008 at 9:30 pm

[re=75849]columnv[/re]: [i]Vice[/i] president.

ing August 29, 2008 at 9:31 pm

[re=76057]ing[/re]: epic fail on the comment faux-HTML.

Beezling August 29, 2008 at 9:32 pm

Come on people, this baby was born for Anagrams!

Vaginal Tax Spin Porn – Combine twister, nudity and February 15 and what do you get?

Nix Vagrant Snail Pox – Vagrant Snail Pox, a scourge we must eradicate

Ox Plans Raping in Vat – Just stay out of that vat, brother.

Mike August 30, 2008 at 10:42 am

Thank God – she could have given the baby some strange Islamic sounding name like – I don’t know – Barack Obama (the initials are BO – geez something stinks). What a bunch of petty people you all are!!!!

Beezling August 30, 2008 at 6:50 pm

No, just me.

And that Snail Pox one has two X’s, so I screwed up somewhere. Nix that one.

Oscar Folsom Cleveland August 31, 2008 at 12:45 am

this is soooooooooooooooo exciting!!!!

who is she?

Rev. Dr. Billy Bob August 31, 2008 at 6:52 pm

You godless heathen libruls will prob’ly be publishin’ some SWIMSUIT photos of her from when she was in the Miss Alaska Pageant. … well … we’re WAITING . . . .

day27 September 1, 2008 at 10:54 pm

Has anyone checked to see if her daughter had abstinence only education?

Special Agent Jack Mehoff September 2, 2008 at 1:43 am

Hey, wait a second! Howcome there ain’t a bunch of teenage boys standing up and speaking out on behalf of abstinence only education? I mean, if it’s so ineffective and all other variables being equal, that should translate to more action all around for them.

Lamb Cannon September 2, 2008 at 2:52 pm

You leave Van Palin out of this!

multipleARCOMS September 7, 2008 at 10:35 pm

The baby’s name is nothing compared to the story of how this kid was born! Getting on a plane after her water broke??? If she were an ignorant teen, maybe, but she’d already had 4 kids – she could have given birth as fast as the bedraggled Catholic mom in Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life!

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