Homeless Bum Finds Plans To New World Trade Center, Is Still Homeless

A hobo in New York came across SECRET/ CONFIDENTIAL plans for the new World Trade Center buildings in some trash can in SoHo. "Experts said the detailed, floor-by-floor schematics contain enough detail for terrorists to plot a devastating attack. 'Secure Document - Confidential,' warns the title page on each of the two copies of the 150-page schematic that a homeless, recovering drug addict discovered in the public trash can." Phew, good thing this hobo wasn't Osama! It sure requires intense knowledge of the circuit boards in the building when you're planning to blow it up with a 747. Now that hobo can enjoy being famous, in Guantanamo Bay. [ NY Post ]