‘Mental Case’ Bill O’Reilly Urged Not To Attend Boston Emmys

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Pinhead.A Boston area cable news host thinks Bill O’Reilly is such a dangerous “mental case” that he should not be the guest of honor at the Boston/New England Emmys. This brave crusader even offers up evidence that O’Reilly’s crazy loofah rants are signs of an actual personality disorder or something.

CN8 personality Barry Nolan got ahold of an Indiana University study that offers incontrovertible truth that Bill O’Reilly is a frightful asshole. According to this scientific report, O’Reilly “calls a person or group a derogatory name once every 6.8 seconds on average,” which proves he is a mental case.

For this reason, O’Reilly should be run out of town on the short bus instead of being honored at this swank local television affair. But awards organizers disagree, arguing that O’Reilly’s nuttiness and douchebaggery pale in comparison to the wonderful fact that he worked in Boston once.

Barry Nolan pleads: Give Bill the boot! [Boston Herald]

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