Wonkette

There’s only one thing America loves more than a tragic random shooting: the made-for-TV movies, wall-to-wall Greta Van Susteren coverage, novelized accounts, and inexpensive action figures that follow these embarrassingly frequent incidents. If you are one of the creepy losers who made a little scrapbook about the Virginia Tech shooting that you leaf through when To Catch A Predator goes to commercial break, you can probably answer the questions in this quiz. Otherwise, congratulations, you still may get laid this century. [MSNBC]