Your Wonkette is about to drive to Filthadelphia, the Illadelph, or as some call it, Philadelphia. Barack Obama and his blood rival Hillary Clinton will be debating there later tonight at the National Constitution Center, and we will liveblog it from America’s Constitution Press Filing Room. Will there be pretty pictures of sweaty reporters and Ben Franklin? Yes We Can! The debate kicks off at 8 p.m., but the Eagles pre-game show will last all afternoon.

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